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What's Your Actual Age?
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 2961 reads
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Received an email today (I am a sucker for motivational/health/wellness blogs) but anyway.

It started asking all these questions about life activity and then related that to your actual age.

But then I started thinking what is the average age of a Hobbyist?

I am guessing about 35.  At this age most guys have enough disposable income and don't feel emotionally hung up about paying for PU***.

But this is just a hypothesis.  The only way to get the data is to get the data.

So my actual age is 42 (43 on the 19th).  

What say you about your age?

Thought about doing this for Providers but have a better chance of that Rancher in Nevada inviting me to dinner:)

P.S.  That video of the girl being hit in the back of the head with the shovel IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JackDunphy 1382 reads
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If the fkin hookers can list that age on their eros ad for 15 years, so can I!

hammerhead896 50 Reviews 1846 reads
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Next thing you will want to know our real names,height,weight, address and SS#s lol.

lustkatrina See my TER Reviews 1704 reads
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who have gone past 15 years…what the fuck are they thinking?

advertising at 38 and being close to 6o or 55…makes no sense

 
scratch 3 years off max and no more because we are not dumb we can see the age

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 1226 reads
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Dr Who revived 1408 reads
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Doesn't it say on their entry page that you have to be 18?  Yeah...it does  ;)

If you'll send me $ 1,000 (USD...not that Bitcoin shit) I'll share my age with you.  I'll also send you an autographed unblurred photo of myself (done by Aldo).

I also can get you a lunch date with RodTidweLL.  That alone is worth the money.

russbbj 89 Reviews 1439 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 1556 reads
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Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

hbyist+truth=;( 1455 reads
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Say I am way older so that when dudes show up they are pleasantly surprised.

hammerhead896 50 Reviews 1531 reads
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while others say 45 and some 50. Sigh! :=(

Dr Who revived 1536 reads
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I am a bit shy however....it was my idea on the strategic placement of the towel.

No need to scare you off before we meet.

I know about the unblurred face thing...but I am not worried.  What could possibly go wrong.
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

JackDunphy 1714 reads
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Fk, is that ever happened to me, I might have to reach for my wallet for a t....t....t....ti....tip! :D

hbyist+truth=;( 1271 reads
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A little heavy in the mid section but doable. Nice to see you trim your body hair. Okay, looking good!

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 1568 reads
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?


4% 18-21
19% 22-30
28% 31-40
26% 41-50
21% 51 and up

hbyist+truth=;( 1590 reads
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I could be fucking 60 and I get dudes whipping out their .....wallets and their cocks so I am a happy camper.

Dr Who revived 1788 reads
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Was this for actual age...TER age...or some other age not associated with the other two?

Posted By: BigPapasan

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

 
4% 18-21
19% 22-30
28% 31-40
26% 41-50
21% 51 and up
 

Dr Who revived 1510 reads
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That's why they're not asking the stupid shit you keep on asking about.

Frankly no age range asks that shit either.

Only dudes who are awkwardly socially dysfunctional seem to ask.  Need a mirror?
Posted By: RodTidweLL
I will say if 23% of the dudes are under 30 wheres my backup dudes!!!!

Dr Who revived 1689 reads
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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1389 reads
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29 ain't a bad age. I don't know why you're ashamed. ;)

Dr Who revived 1869 reads
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I knew I had made adulthood when someone said...

"Excuse me sir....do you have the time"?

Sir...who the fuck is SIR?  
Posted By: OpenMindedGFE
29 ain't a bad age. I don't know why you're ashamed. ;)

inicky46 61 Reviews 1443 reads
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Here's my latest selfie.

mongo19621954 23 Reviews 1309 reads
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END OF MESSAGE

Blowing Chunks 1391 reads
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Yet you post like someone who's at least 40. :)  

Looks like I was off by 4 years... close enough. ROF

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1740 reads
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Blowing Chunks 2429 reads
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Actual session taking place doesn't seem to be a requirement for him.  

ROFLMAO!!! :D

Blowing Chunks 1389 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1468 reads
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I'd just walk out if it turns out to be too much of a bait and switch.  
Like I really wanna pay for a girl twice my age... when she should be paying me instead. ROFL

WTF are they thinking?

Blowing Chunks 1564 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1257 reads
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But it did catch my by surprise that you prefer women who are significantly older than you.  

Do you think there's a chance it might be related to "Oedipus complex"

Dr Who revived 1434 reads
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You still haven't asked the gal you outed to send those PMs.

And why would I trust you to guess my age?  That just seems so bizarre.  Are you planning on a surprise party for me?

Oh...guess again on my age.  Do you know yours?  That one you might get right.

89Springer 1461 reads
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Even for an old guy like me, that's funny. I used to do that to my ex all the time. She got a kick out of it.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1492 reads
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Which is probably why I like you.  And why you will like this

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1608 reads
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Girl showed her who's boss lol.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1638 reads
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These are probably the people who don't actually worry about falling at their wedding or graduation lol

0603450onThe 1453 reads
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OMG now I know I'm in hell and going to hell when it's all said and done. That was by far the FUNNIEST video I have seen in forever. I swear to god I cried and almost pee'd my pants at the same time...and yes it's pee lol. That's just not right. Thank goodness nobody looked 'hurt' when it was all said and done. The music didn't help of course. I almost cackled myself outta bed.

Welcome to the dark side.  

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toad5456 32 Reviews 1676 reads
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He photo-shops???

Posted By: ChgoCPA
I am a bit shy however....it was my idea on the strategic placement of the towel.  
   
 No need to scare you off before we meet.  
   
 I know about the unblurred face thing...but I am not worried.  What could possibly go wrong.  
   
Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Please don't do those ones that are upside down or laying with legs in the air. Ii might hide things I need to see before renting your fine ass.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1140 reads
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tiresias 1212 reads
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aragorn69 53 Reviews 1529 reads
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Although my ex-wife said that I acted like I was 13, but she might have been mad at the time.  I do have to say that I act like I'm in my early 20s and I feel like I'm about 30.  I guess that's not so bad.

I have a friend who is 55 and looks like he's 65 or 70 due to heavy drinking and smoking.  Sad.

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