I liked my rant I did on the revewers board so much, I wanted to share it here... Title: "The Cunt"

The "Cunt" is a provider that never had the looks to make it into the "bitch class"... She is now over the age of 45, and has been in the industry for at least 20 years!
 Her skills in marketing far exceed her skills in bed, and behind the scenes, she is a hateful, spiteful, volital, vindictive CUNT!
 She is ALWAYS on tour, and always claims to be in such HIGH demand everywhere she goes!
She posts some sassy tripe on the boards MONTHS before her planned arrival, claiming that a group of men in the area have been BEGGING her to visit their town, and she's FINALLY going to give in to their persistent pleadings and grace them with a visit, but then she follows up her announcement with weekly reminder posts, and makes aloof attempts to join discussion during the week to get her website link on the board as often as possible.... But each time she claims to be sooo fuckin' exclusive, and sooo fuckin' pre-booked, and sooo fuckin' sought after that you should consider yourself sooo fuckin' lucky that she still has a FEW openings!
She make statements like she "MIGHT be willing" to consider seeing some of the "highest level hobbiests" in town and "hopes to make some new friends" with those "upscale gentleman that appreciate the finer things in life"... (Yeah right!)

The truth is she's just a carpet-bagging road whore, that even after all these years in the business has no money saved, no place she really calls home, and no friends! She bases her tour destinations on how cheaply she can book travel and accomedation, since her credit cards a almost maxed!
When she does finally blow into town, she may have scammed a few old geezers into prebooking, but for the most part, she's got an open calendar and sets up a production-line shill factory by offering cheap or even free service to a few old crusty men that will speak well of her on the forums and help her set-the-hook in the jaws of unsuspecting fools!!!

Even further behind the sceens, her life is a slow-motion train wreck! Her personality and emotions are held together by a mixture of booze, anti-depressant meds, and cumpulsive shopping... followed up with more booze...
 She manages to scam  one or two victoms a day into booking, and when they complain about how underwhelming their time with her was, she threatens them by reminding them that in the verification prosses she got their real name, home and work phone numbers, and the names of at least one or two other providers that he has seen! And if they DARE breathe a word of this publicly, she will bring their "WHOLE FUCKING WORLD CRASHING DOWN"!
In these late years of her over-stayed career choice, she becomes more and more desperate, as her cash flow slows to a trickle... She combs the bargin racks for any designer-label items she can find to co-benefit both her need to feel better by shopping, and to give the appearance that she is highly paid, and still in the game....

But she still has one emotional release in life,,, She's got a lap-top! and when the bar-tender at the hotel cuts her off, she stumbles up to her room (alone) and logs in to the general disscussion board over the free WiFi that the hotel provides and spews her politically correct screed on the community at large... Or worse, she logs into chat under an alias, pretending to be a hobbiest, and verbally abuses the young pretty girls that she blames for why her phone isn't ringing.... (and she's probably right! lol!)


"Dirty Jesus" is an alter-ego for Ben Dover, I use it when I don't want to he held responsible for what I say! FU2!