First, when she looks like her pictures. The date will start off with a strike if she doesn't look just like her pictures. And if we agreed on the type of dress, then dress that way.  
Second, when she's engaged. If you feel the need to be on the phone planning your next date or are just not into it, please stay home. I should be the focus of your affirmative and active attention when you're here.
Third, deliver with feeling. That doesn't mean doing something you're uncomfortable with or doing some over-the-top moaning and screaming. It means that if your website says you DFK or we agreed you'd be intimate with another lady, then that's what you should deliver. With brio.
Finally, read the room. If I'm signaling that I really want to continue DATY (and presuming that I'm not causing you actual discomfort), instead of "giving me the tap" maybe whisper a gentle instruction on how to do it more effectively. And unless I ask you to, please don't discuss your other dates, why you hate this job, or any other boner-killer.
Hope that helps.

Well another brilliant post. Let's see?
First and foremost I love the no-show and deposit stolen. But since that's not always easy to find I will give my list,
1. Provider is at least 10 years older than her pic and add says
2. The pictures should be fake and hopefully some really overdone plastic surgery or just a plain old AI drawn face.
3. Her breath should have hints of smoke and cheap wine.  
4. She still wants to kiss you even though her breath is flammable
5. She weighs at least 40 pounds more than her pics imply.
6. Her roommate is dead drunk and passed out on the couch.
7. Her fake tits are hard as a rock with deep blue veins…Yummy
8. If she complies with at least half of my list definitely will return.
9. Oh one important no-no, she's not an AMAZING single mom and shameless self-promoter