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... we decided to do it in a hammock that was high off the ground. Seemed like a good idea until we realized that there was no steady spot for one of us to push against (go ahead & try if you do not believe me). Swinging away, we went at it, laughing ourselves silly...

So, there is my question: how do you think our astronauts did it in the Space Shuttle (and please don't try to convince me it never happened ;-)

"So, there is my question: how do you think our astronauts did it in the Space Shuttle (and please don't try to convince me it never happened"

 
I defy anyone to tell me this question has been rehashed to death here.  ;-)

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You mean Neal Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin...?

if your response was directed at my reply to the OP, I probably goofed by not making it clear that I was quoting and replying to the OP's question.  

Maybe I should get some sleep. I'm confusing myself now.

P.S.(I gotta get a great alias and quick!)

Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about combustion velocity being equal to the product of propellant mass flow rate multiplied by exhaust gas ejection speed.

she means you do not try to fart when you cum..or..the gravitational pull is equal to the deep thrusts..

Posted By: rrasha88
Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about combustion velocity being equal to the product of propellant mass flow rate multiplied by exhaust gas ejection speed.
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I can get my mind out of the gutter, but never erase my junior-high level of humor.  Thanks Daddy, for stating the obvious, before I had time to put my drink down!

Posted By: macdaddy1944
she means you do not try to fart when you cum..or..the gravitational pull is equal to the deep thrusts..  
   
Posted By: rrasha88
Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about combustion velocity being equal to the product of propellant mass flow rate multiplied by exhaust gas ejection speed.
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Not sure MacD - perhaps she is referring to the ejaculate counter-thrust that must be overcome to avoid one or another of the participants being "ejected" from Vmax... as in Ejaculate Mass Flow Rate x Ejaculate Velocity. A well-timed fart could assist with this problem. Perhaps it would be much simpler in zero gee to simply counter the ejaculate thrust with an equal or superior suction?  

Posted By: macdaddy1944
she means you do not try to fart when you cum..or..the gravitational pull is equal to the deep thrusts..  
   
Posted By: rrasha88
Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about combustion velocity being equal to the product of propellant mass flow rate multiplied by exhaust gas ejection speed.
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perhaps we can get Miss Rasha to demonstrate the counter thrust theory..her ejaculation rate is 100%..her "V' is always at max..

Posted By: Look2Me
Not sure MacD - perhaps she is referring to the ejaculate counter-thrust that must be overcome to avoid one or another of the participants being "ejected" from Vmax... as in Ejaculate Mass Flow Rate x Ejaculate Velocity. A well-timed fart could assist with this problem. Perhaps it would be much simpler in zero gee to simply counter the ejaculate thrust with an equal or superior suction?  
   
Posted By: macdaddy1944
she means you do not try to fart when you cum..or..the gravitational pull is equal to the deep thrusts..  
     
Posted By: rrasha88
Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about combustion velocity being equal to the product of propellant mass flow rate multiplied by exhaust gas ejection speed.
   
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I would love to delve into those mechanics "in depth" with Rrasha... she seems on top of her physics game. Wonder how she is with Physical Chemistry? Gotta love hot, nerdy women!

Ve²=KRgasTc[1-(pe/pc)(k-1)/k]/(k-1)

Where:
k = ratio of specific heats, cp/cv  
pe = nozzle exit pressure  
pc = combustion chamber pressure  
Tc = combustion chamber temperature  
Rgas = exhaust flow specific gas constant RR/MM  
RR = universal gas constant  
MM = exhaust gas molecular weight

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds rocket science hot.

RokkKrinn555 reads

My recollection is that the Soviet space program was mixed gender at a much earlier point than the US program, and was far more focused on the effects of being in space for the longer term (they had to do something different having lost the Moon race, I guess).

When I used to be even nerdier than I am today, and really paid attention to this kind of stuff, I think it was widely assumed that one of the many subjects of interest for the Russians was "sex in space".

Next time you bang a Russian hottie, ask her what she knows about zero-gee sex :D

So...whaddya do about an Irish nitwit, who has a fondness for "Russian"? Why do they call it "Russian" anyway?
Have to ask. What is zero-gee sex? I suppose I could google it, but doesn't sound as fun.

it wasn't called "Russian."  It was called "Swedish."  Not sure why, or why it changed.  But if you go to The Urban Dictionary, it's still the 9th definition for "Swedish."  Either way, nicky likes it.

 Random Word
9. Swedish  

A sexual practice when a man puts his erect penis between a pair of large lubricated breasts and pumps until he reaches orgasm thus producing an ejaculation. In California this is called "Russian". Also known as a "tit fuck" or "Swedish fuck". The bigger the breasts the better the act and sensations leading to orgasm.
"My wife allowed me to do Swedish on her when she gets her period. Her tits are the largest on that time of month."

The 2 suit !!!!! I love it, sure beats handcuffs....oh and keeping it fitting with a response below....

Your thoughts if any?  
 

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and discovered I do not have any thoughts on how our astronauts
do it in space.

If you got the wave action right if would reflect back at you for an extra bump...  if wrong it was like having 3 people in the bed...  with the third one interfering!  I wasn't much impressed with scuba sex for the same reason...  unless one has double weights.

The lava lamp and black light posters all died years ago, but I'm clinging to the bed still.

mrfisher:  the last living hippy.

Yeah, I spent too many hours of my college years thinking about this too.  

The difficulties seem overstated.  It's pretty easy to generate the necessary friction and motion just by pushing and pulling and pulling your partner, or the woman adducting and abducting her hips. It cuts down on possible sexual positions, but the act itself would be very possible. Other positions should be possible if each partner has some hard surface to push against. You can even imagine a zero g gym with various walls, rings, and bars set up to enable the necessary resistance for certain positions (footrests for him and a hand bar for her, adjusted to the correct angles, and doggie is on the menu).  

I am not sure any NASA astronauts ever did this. The lack of informed rumors indicates the married couple might have been stymied by privacy concerns.  It's probably more likely that any NASA sex was gay. For the Russians, however...

Posted By: sm47777
... we decided to do it in a hammock that was high off the ground. Seemed like a good idea until we realized that there was no steady spot for one of us to push against (go ahead & try if you do not believe me). Swinging away, we went at it, laughing ourselves silly...  
   
 So, there is my question: how do you think our astronauts did it in the Space Shuttle (and please don't try to convince me it never happened ;-)

A place in LV has a contraption that simulates weightlessness:

http://www.gozerog.com/

The experience of sex in this environment has been chronicled in a short story entitled "Cliff Gods of Acapulco" by Adam Johnson, last year's Pulitzer Prize winner.  The story is in a collection of his entitled "Emporium."

RokkKrinn486 reads

…another troublesome place to have sex is a Tempur-pedic mattress (or any of the other knock-off "memory-foam" type beds).

They're great for sleeping and all.  However, having sex in one of those things is a little difficult.  After all, the point of the mattress is that it's supposed to "give" as you place weight on it.

So say you're in mish--you "push" down and in--the mattress, rather than offering some resistance so that you can "hit bottom", just sort of gives in to your push--so you gotta keep on pushing.  It's tough to build up the right rhythm.  Any position offers similar "technical challenges"…

…none of which is meant to suggest that the effort isn't worth it. ;)

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