So many gents express such anxiety at seeing a lady who does not have reviews. Fah. Seeing previously unreviewed agency ladies is safe IMO, and likely to be rewarding, if you have good experience with the agency. Unreviewed indies may take a bit more caution, but if she screens, she's probably fine. Just maintain contact disciplines....

It is especially fun seeing young and / or inexperienced ladies just starting out - Excellent sport, that!

I have seen two previously unreviewed ladies in the last week, and also a third with only a few  reviews, all under 21 yoa, working for agencies that I frequent. Two out of the three experiences were top notch (and the third was way above average). I mean - 100% GFE - deep french kissing, running her fingers through my hair, whispering my name, bbbjcim, extremely responsive to daty, young and *tight*, multi orgasmic, laying in a clench afterward kissing and petting and hardly letting me out the door. One lady kissed me so long and hard at the door coming in that I dropped my briefcase, lost my breath and collapsed with her against the wall. And she swallowed load 1 before she ever let me on the bed.

And guess what? I'm really tempted to keep them to myself. I took the "risks" after all. But good hobbyist and supporter of the TER community that I am, I wrote reviews for you. One has posted, two are pending.

After all, other brave souls have done the same for me. And I appreciate it. EVERY Lady on TER had a "first reviewer"!

and, you're welcome!

You want us to thank you for being a pompous ass? NOT!

if you really want my attention '

We appreciate your efforts - keep up the good work and give yourself a pat on the back anyway!

GoodTimingMan:  what magical powers you have over providers:

1) They ATTACK you when you walk through the door (knocking your briefcase out of your hands!)
2) kiss you till they suck all the air out your lungs
3)  run their fingers through your hair
4)  whisper your name
5) swallow your load
6) become multi-orgasmic
7) at the end of the session, these love-struck providers can hardly let you out the door (did you pick up your briefcase?)

The rest of us can only wonder... what is GoodTimingMan doing on this board designed for Johns?  Providers should be paying GoodTimingMan for his services.

In all my years on the net, I've never met an egomaniac quite like you.   --z

I just had a look, and the ones from April all had at least a page of other reviews.

appreciate your efforts.  But don't be so naive to think we are all gonna follow in your footsteps.  Not worth it.

Swim

I used to have a fan myself (tjloonytunes), but mine seems to have found something else to occupy herself. What did you do to get this assclown to start following you around?

I know that she only sends quality ladies with extensive menus to my city.  They may not have reviews, but I know what to expect.  For me, TOFTT is when I have no clue in terms of whether the lady is a quality prvider. I almost never go into a session blind like this.  With all the quality providers out there, there's no reason to do so.

For the ladies I've seen that didn't have reviews, I did reviews as a way of giving back to a community that has helped me so much over the years. It's my way of saying thanks; I do view it as a favor to other guys. The reviews from other gentlemen have been invaluable to me over the years.

Thanks for your support of us new girls.  I myself am a new provider in Atlanta and since posting my ad yesterday here at TER, it seems I'm off to a very slow start.  I'm an independent, though... so maybe it's easier if you start out with an agency.  But my mentor, who is an amazingly well-reviewed provider on TER strongly advised me to start as an indie and remain an indie... and quite frankly, It's the route I prefer.  Any tips for new providers seeking TOFTTs?  Your advice would be greatly appreciated?

I consider it perfectly safe and likely to be a good time as well, when seeing a lady from a trusted agency.

The fun bit is seeing the new talent before they become accustomed to the biz.

Once the mystery is over we are here for all to enjoy.

I think the man who ventures out to the unknown is one of the biggest assets to TER. He adds fresh new product to the menu and gives it a rating to help others decide if that dish matches his taste.

Where would I be if some gentlemen didn't take a chance with me ?

Kisses Haley

I had a fan like that on the Boston board also.   The person has disappeared though (YEAH!)

I find it interesting that the "fans" that follow a certain person around must really have no life.   Of course it is always interesting to find out who they really are, because it shows just how empty their lives really are.

Zangari,

For everything in the universe, there is an equal and opposite.  GTM is simply balancing me out.

This is a typical provider session for me.
1) I arrive late, or early, either way it the wrong time for her.

2) I generally make too much of a scene trying to get to her incall door.  Neighbors and LE are usually quite aware that I am a John trying to hook up with a prostitute.

3) When they finally do open the door, the providers usually recoil in horror.  The very best of them manage to recompose their features surprisingly quickly.

4) They tell me to keep my hands and tongue to myself.

5) They demand the money up front and carefully count it in front of me.  Often I'll catch a mumbled "I don't know if it is worth it."

6) They will take a stiff drink (if they have one available).

7) They quickly undress and then ask, "Are you done yet?"

8) I will undress and try to ignore their second round of blanching repulsion.

9) They won't run their fingers through my greasy, unkempt hair for fear of losing rings or fingers in there somewhere.

10) They'll toss a condom my way and tell me to quickly put it on.  Since I've generally not been near a woman for a few months prior to my limited appointments, my 3 inch penis is already as feebly erect as it can get.

11) They then usually ask if I can manage doggy style.  When I tell them that I can't really support my grossly overweight carcass, they will reluctantly agree to RCG.  Anything so they don't have to see my face.

12) They regret that they chose RCG because now they have to look at my dirty, miss-matched socks with my smelly big toes poking through.

13) They usually shudder a bit as they plop themselves down on me.  They then ask again, "Are you done yet?"  Sometimes, the top providers can mutter out, "Come for me baby."

14) By the second or third pump, I'm usually done.

15) They jump off of me and point to the bathroom while telling me to, "Take care of the cover.  And don't touch anything else in there!"

16) They'll toss my bolo tie, leather suit and snakeskin boots in after me (hey, at least I can dress classy) and tell me to, "Hurry up!"

17) I meekly thank them and don't bother asking if they would consider another appointment with me.

18) I slowly drive home to my hovel praying that there is some other provider out there desperate enough to allow me to book with her.  CL is my best friend.

19) I go to sleep at night knowing that my only saving grace is that I don't chew up a ton of internet bandwidth boasting about my Adonis-like abilities, irresistable animal magnetism, and legions of devoted providers.

I always attack at the door, unless I feel a strange and uncomfortable shyness coming from the man.  However, I do like to come up for air to get a drink, to talk a little and catch up (if I haven't seen him in awhile or if he's new so I can get a better feel for him later -- pun intended). It all depends on the man and the feeling I get from him. Some don't even make it to the drink line. Most do and like it. It also depends on how many hours they book. Some men like to take their time. Others like to feel like it's their last night on the planet.

I also have a tendancy to suck the holy lights out of him. Most have to tell me, "I can't anymore. It's getting sore," but they're not disappointed.

Hugs,
Ciara

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and even more to piss off those who aren't so sure of themselves..... '

provider's "like" nice guys. They're good for biz.

but they "love" guys who know what they're doing!!

GoodTimingMan:  A big ego is not 'earned'--it's usually a symptom of deep insecurity.  And it's never a 'delight'...an egotist  is simply a bore.

Here's what you need to think about:  if you were as desirable as you think you are, you wouldn't need to pay for it.

You wouldn't even need a subscription to TER.   --z

GoodTimingMan: here's what's eluding you: You-Are-A-John.   And you take  'pride' in what, exactly?  Paying strangers to have sex with you.  

There's nothing more pathetic than a John who deludes himself into thinking that providers are in love with him.   Take another look at your original post on this thread.  You're like Narcissus, self-deluded and totally in love with your own reflection in the pool.

Get-Over-Yourself.  --z