Some of us have been around here a while, and seen the same concerns, questions, over and over. I just came across this article. It sums up the wisdom of a thousand threads...  

The other day I went with my darling friend Tabitha Cooks to the FIT museum in NYC. While looking at fashions from the 1700's to present day in the exhibit I remember thinking to myself that fashion always cycles around from era to era, I only wonder when girdles and bustles will make a comeback in the 21st century? LOL

You trying to make everybody feel dumb, giving us stuff to think about?  Where's the anal sex and what have you?

plump, firm breast meat.  Or, was that referring to the roasted chicken?

Mr. Bruni has reached that age where he's finally learned that familiarity is not a dirty word and novelty is too often a synonym for flashy and disappointing. This is why I've seen the same coterie of ladies from 10 to 30 times each. Of course I sometimes have to relearn the lesson even at my advanced age.

What's with the clever handle?  Geez, I hate mine. Sorta hopped in here and just threw a dopey nickname up.