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Whats in a name.
HillaryClintonsPanties 683 reads
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Ok lets talk provider names for a sec. When looking for a special date with a lady and I come across one with a well thought out, well put together name, I always stop dead in my tracks to give her a once over. We've all come across more Candi's, Jenni's, Sugar's, Honey's, Tiffani's ect... than you can shake a stick at. Nothing special about plain ol Pam or Angela or Debbie. But throw a last name on there and you've got potential for something unique. There's only one Edrienne Cole, Natasha Fame, Blair Whitmore, Chase Cameron ect... They got it right. They wanted a name all ther own. They wanted to stand out amongst the throngs of plain ole-plain ole. Which brings me to do my good deed of the day and hook a girl up with what I consider to be the ultimate moniker to make her stand out from the rest. But she has to specialize in FBSM/HJ. The name: Rosey Palmer. Seriously. I could not for the life of me find a single provider using it. It's fucking genius.

inicky46248 reads

Or Sweet Hillary?

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guy69696969206 reads

For a guitar tech...Used to get it on with the keys players sister...We'd all get drunk together and talk about fisting......well, that was one night.......

She quit after one night when she handed me a guitar tuned Eb and the song was in standard.

Not a big deal for me....but she was mortified.

Nice gal.

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MP67131 reads

Like I know WTF you're talking about?! lol!

Might as well be talking about Quantum physics, or some shit like that.

I'd be sitting there saying, 'Yep. BTW, this is some damn good pizza, dontcha think?' ;)

-- Modified on 4/26/2011 5:51:54 PM

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guy69696969140 reads

Basically what happened is I figured out real quick where I thought my hands ought to be was a fret off in the wrong direction! Not a big deal and only minor transposition on the fly was required..... [email protected]

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mattradd194 reads

I mean it can be the name of a female or male.

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vernjones217 reads

Like my ATF, Erica the Fox (toronto) ??

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misterjim05147 reads

How ironic your atf is Erica the Fox and my ex girlfriend is Amy the Bitch. lol


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OctaviaNyc_NJ127 reads

Who cares cause she probably won't say your name on the first date cause she might call you some one else by mistake.

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HalfHour153 reads

Genius? Not really. That grade school playground joke name has been around for half a century.

It might be impressive to find a more subtle or name clever name like Libby Doe or Lois Price. Or even an obvious name like Mona Lott.

What would impress me would be a woman with enough moxie to sport a stage name like Robyn TriXXX or Amanda Tory D'Czeck.

Maybe then you could use the word "genius"

:)
HH

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HillaryClintonsPanties137 reads

Only humor. Perhaps weighing in on perfect provider gifts might be more your speed. pfttt

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HalfHour118 reads

Only humor. Perhaps working out your material on the newbie board where they are gentle on the OP might be more your speed. pfttt

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HH

I'm going to visit my ATF Eve Hill tonight. She's going doubles with Faye King.

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Justaguy614119 reads

I actually know a girl named Anita Rimmer.  She sends waaay too many emails to a newsgroup I belong to, so that name shows up in my email 2-3x/day.  It's been years and I still have to hold back a chuckle every time I see it.

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