I know we are in this world to give the ultimate bliss to men who has all kind of reasons when they come to see us.

I am VERY accommodating, I try to give the same level of my A+++ services to every client, no matter his race, looks or health ailments.

I am the "Lazarus" of the providers - I welcome all my clients with the same warmth, no exceptions.

But, like any other girl, I do have my limits and standards ---- my site clearly says that I don't offer the GFE, Asian or Greek for first time clients.

Yes, they are part of my acronyms but offered only to repeated clients when there is a mutual feel of connection & attraction.

That been said, this gentleman probably didn't take the time to click on all links and read about me. I know he read all my reviews, he told me. So, he KNEW ahead of time about my limitations.

Anyway, this gentleman was old, which is ok in my book, older geezers also need love in these Viagra times.

I have plenty of older gentlemen - my oldest favorite being 78 this month! Lovely man I would keep him for myself if I could.

I can get over the looks or age, is not an issue to me but, this particular gent was beyond the parchment paper looks, he looked like a corpse from one of those 'Tales from the Cript' stories. Not only he looked like one, he also had that corpse smell too.

Yeah he was that creepy with a mouth that smelled like a graveyard and, guess what? His favorite thing was to KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, deep deep french, non stop I might say.

And he wanted me to lick his ears - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! And lick his whole body including his asshole? double eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

I did my best during the session, I gave light kisses, I told him I didn't enjoy licking guys ears and that Asian & Greek was not in the cards for him at this time, but it 'could' be in future dates. Yes I said a white lie, just not to hurt his feelings.

Then, it comes the "glowing" review! He did put the wrong month to set me off I think, but reading his other reviews I knew who he was right away because of his kissing preferences.

He gave me bad ratings, lol, but coming from what I had to endure for two hours, I had to laugh my ass off.

Specially after reading his other reviews, where the ladies equally refused to provide the lip service he wanted.

I am not complaining, far from it. I have tons of great reviews and anyone reading his will know the problem was with this guy and not with me.

But come on, don't you guys have a bit of sense of what to ask from a girl?  

If you see a string of ladies and they always fail to give you certain things, instead of giving bad rates and blaming them why don't you make an assessment of yourself and swallow the reality pill accepting the fact you will not get what these girls provide to others?

I know we are PAID to perform, but some guys takes this commercial relationship way too far, thinking they are entitled to everything just because it cost $$$$.





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but you need not be concerned about this one outlier--it shouldn't have any effect.  (I sense that you aren't really very concerned about it--some, but not a lot--because of your innate self-confidence.  Good thing to have.

Ick! I got the willies just reading this.

Take a bow for enduring two hours!

I am glad to hear that you are quite confident about yourself.

Its like all other jobs, even though you enjoy it so much but still you are challenged by varied circumstances. You have tried your best, thats the point. I really like that you can laugh at the endure.

YMMV!  I am always flattered when ladies pay me a compliment - even though I know that I am not a spectacularly looking dude...  but it feels great to hear.  What I do though is make sure that I am well groomed - clean and have brushed my teeth...  I also shave and make sure that pubic detal floss is not going to be a problem (lol).  

I have also seen guys reviews where clearly the lady endured - and they guy?  does the word "clueless" come to mind?  and whenever the topic is brought up... seems a lot of gents think it unnecessary!

In short, some of us do - and are very appreciative - and some do not!

Well,backdoor girl I speaketh from experience.I'm an octogenerian,beyond help even from cialis(would recommend you to Pope Benedict for sainthood if you'd uplift it...lol. The bare truth is that a guy like me only expects to taste SOME of a ladie's charms i.e. huggin, cuddlin, kissin,cunni(no felatio)breast & nipple fondling & kissi......Is that too much to ask for? Keep in mind that geezers are people too!! (LOL)

I always tell the lady before booking my age and all of the above.If these parameters are met I'd write a positive review!

Sometimes these weird reviews are a good sign although they are hurtful.  When I see a well reviewed Lady with one "bad" review, normally it is from a reviewer whose reviews show he has issues with women in general.  To me that means the Lady in question has a warm heart and really tried to satisfy someone who can't be helped.  In every case I found that in fact when I treated this same Lady with the same respect due any woman, the experience was memorable.  Many of us can read between the lines.

Several weeks ago you described what you termed the worst session ever in vivid detail.  Now you describe this session in great detail.  

One of the things we expect for the fee we pay is that the providers is discrete.  I can't imagine how horrible those gentleman would feel if they had the misfortune to read your posts.  If the sessions were that bad, why not just end them and return their money?  Why subject them to humiliation like this?

If someone come to me stinking and unclean I would refuse any service I wanted to . I am an independent lady and we do not have to lick ears or DFK anyone who has a graveyard mouth . Yuck !!!
This is one reason I enjoy making my own choices of who I invite to my location . On my web site i also ask for a photo . If you do not appeal to me I am not too desperate to see you .
I enjoy meeting new and interesting people but I do draw the line when it comes to  UNCLEAN hygeine .

I hate it for anyone who feels thy MUST allow some nasty thang stick his tongue down their throat or lick their ears .

I would not sweat that review . There are blacklist for ones like that one ya know ?

Put his ass on the blacklist and give him a taste of  that !
-Layla

who is CLEAN and smells clean.  We all are getting older, but I am always freshly showered and clean shaven with teeth brushed to see the lady of my dreams.  You and the other outstanding ladies deserve no less.

read your reviews when you post with an alias?  You can PM me if you like.

Thanks for asking, Kid.  I was wondering the same thing.  I'll take a PM from BDG too.

Swim

No one will know who they are, unless they want to reveal their alias.

On the other hand, the people do know who the provider is.

Just maybe after reading this, he'll at least be encouraged to do something about his breath, which will not only help the providers but will improve things for him.

This board is for anyone who is associated with the hobby to sound off and say what's on their minds.