Me, I would visit the top 100.  

Priority #1 is getting that money someplace that Uncle Sam can't thieve it from me.

 
There's plenty of time for hookers and blow once that's all sorted.

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Especially considering the fact that I didn't buy a ticket. lol

Pipe dreams methinks with the odds being what they are, but still fun to have ideas go through my head.  Seriously I doubt much of what is my very satisfying life would change, but I'd take the annuity payout schedule, share the take with family, be a lot more into charitable giving, and jettison the limits on my hobby budget.  

That's what this country is all about, isn't it?

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..... I will follow the plan that my friend in Dallas followed when he won 23 million about 22 years ago.  He has more now than when he started.

Anyway, 292 million to 1 are the odds of winning. I've donated $4 to the cause.
If I win, you will never know it.

Have a great Wednesday.

I'd retire now vs a few years from now, take care of my family, keep enough of it so I'd never need to worry about money again (~$2M should do it, along with my retirement savings), and then help a lot of people... maybe set up a foundation.

Oh, and goodbye hobby budget!

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I've done more than a few doubles and I've never won the lottery.  In fact, if you go to some foreign countries you can do doubles for less than $200, in some cases MUCH less.  If I won the lottery I might do as a guy wrote about on another site: he got a dozen girls and had them all day long.  This was no fake review, as I know one of the girls who was there and she confirmed it.  You need to step up your dreams.
PS: Your link doesn't work.

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Keep quiet and don't tell anyone I won.

Wait a month or two until the hype dies down.

Contact a lawyer to set up a Trust Account.

Buy a house near my new young provider.

Have her move in with me with her son.

When I die leave it all to her.

Please explain. Sorry I'm so dense.

... and promote my interest in a gourmet food and wine tour of France. I would ask for a woman who's fluent in French (I mean, really). Once I find her, off we'd go by first-class airfare.  

A tour of Tuscany in Italy wouldn't be a bad followup.

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...the quotation marks?  'souperman' wasn't saying it's what he would do - it's a well-known quote from a popular movie.    You wouldn't get it because you're way too old to get a quote from a 1999 movie.  That's too new for you.

And the link DOES work - if you eliminate one of the "http."  I guess computers are also too new-fangled for an old bald geezer like you.

Gawd you're dumb...and OLD!

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What 1999 movie was that from?

 
There's a 1972 movie with a similar line.  Check out around 1:50

PS: "Way too old to get a quote" from an 18-year-old movie is a hilarious statement, even if obviously unintentional.  Especially from someone who's so old he moved to California a half century ago.
Talk about dumb and OLD.

Office Space

And you aren't thinking AT ALL.  It's a quote, from the movie Office Space dumbass, hence the " ".  Pretty well known quote too, at least for those who think a little.

Part of the terms and conditions or agreement for playing the lottery is you agree to allow the Lottery Commission to use your name, image, etc to promote the game.  No way you are staying under the radar while winning $750M.

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Switch from provider to hobbyist!

Rich people have their own damn planes.  

 
Some of you guys need to dream bigger. lol

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If you win a substantial amount, you don't have to hire escorts.  The gold diggers will seek you out.  As long as you know they're coming you can play them.  Might have to take them out for dinner etc.  So not quite free.  But $600 hour adds up.

I'd take half of it and spend it on women and liquor....the rest I'm just going to waste.

that's a state by state reg.  In Georgia you cannot be anonymous, but in SC you can.

Almost right. There are five or six states that let you claim it anonymously.

Even in the states that don't, there are ways to try to get around it. LLC, trust within a trust, a few other ideas. Although it would be very difficult to actualy get away with it. Which is why the very first thing any big lottery winner should do is find a good damn lawyer. There are law firms that specialize in protecting the identities of lottery winners, as well as helping to keep the god damn government away from the winnings.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjWPExJTj0

 
If you saw one highend hooker at $3000/night everyday, that would only cost $1.1 million a year.

with $336 million after taxes, that's 330 years of fucking till your dick falls off.
aka, Going to heaven before dying.

Even at 1% annual interest on $336 Million you are looking at almost $10,000 a DAY in interest or close to $400 hour every waking or sleeping hour of your life. lol You could have 24 different $400 hookers a day for the rest of eternity and never have to touch the principal. lol

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I got the Powerball number = 4 ! The other numbers didn't match, but I'll be cashing in my winning ticket for $4 sometime soon. Whoo hoo!

I once (ok more times than I can count) I asked a stripper if she would marry me.  She laughed and said no.  I asked her if I won the lottery would she marry me and she said "of course".

I went back a couple of weeks later and told her we could get married now that I had hit the lottery.  She said "Really?  How much did we win"

I said $12

She was not amused.