Possible code words used by the pesky providers out there, its humorous and informative what you guys think?
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blond
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across bay
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry

All the code words mean nothing. Read the juicy details!

Sophisticated - don't bring any crappy wine to me.

Appreciates the finer things - If it's sold at Nordstom's I think it's cheap.

Passionate - for the first or second client of the day. For the rest I'm casual.

I like to travel - break out the credit card and take me to a 4-5 star resort. And don't you dare book us in economy class!

I earned my GED.

Is: only seeking "Chivalrous,afluent gentleman"
Means = other providers like the "Dregs of the earth?" lol..
Just needed to add a  personal chuckle : )-----

I definately like to see that hobbyist read between the lines..
sincerely,
Your unpretentous,down to earth, provider
all other adjectives can be figured out via my reviews..lmao
Lovely Lorena

add bad speller to my personal adjectives..
Lorena

Words elude me to this sort of thing..while mildly humorous, it is more like a thinly veiled insult to the ladies under the guise of "it's a joke".

Says a lot about you and whom ever wrote this interesting list. If you truly believe in this list, you might be better off finding another outlet for your desires...since we're all that and probably more.

I would bet at least several of them.

Did you mean to type "Ali-ass"? We all you know.

can't get anything by you, can we?
Are you going to answer the question for her too?

Great minds think alike.. (BIG WINK)

on vacation = mother nature calling
You will have a good time =  That costs extra
Be respectful = I call the shots
Be a gentleman =  Don't forget the gifts
Rock your world = You will leave with a silly grin and empty pockets
model = My last pic was for an escort mall.
I am a phone call away = leave plenty of messages
email only = I have arrived, get in line and wait
exotic looking = I am mixed ... Polish and Irish
I am ready to play = lie back and watch no touching
Let me spoil you = I want to watch you play with yourself
VIP only = I am a high roller
Really me! = bait and switch
ultimate experience = that is an extra
You will come back for more = sucker I gotchya!

But we still love'em.

That's the best you can do? OK Kreskin...you tell me? Keep guessing till you're blue in the face and you'll NEVER know sweetcheeks.

Is this opposite day? lol


Cuz....WOW. lol

very true.  All i could add is:

Safe discreet incall:  A shop across from the Highway patrol HQ

Classy: I no longer live in the trailer park,and have more than 4 of my own teeth.

VIP:  Very Impossible Price.  I'm not better than the rest, I just charge more.

If it's not me, the pussy is free:  The pics are fake, but it is ME answering the door, so pay up!

voluptuous:  fat
Small BBW:   short and fat

Check out my hot reviews:  Nothing above a six so far, but YOU might get lucky

The girl of your dreams:  Sweat covered nightmares

My Fav.... GFE Treat, I will fulfill all of your needs :  except,LFK, DFK, bbbj,cbj, msog,touching my pussy, DATY or positions other than doggie!

Marketing is intended to induce the target to do something s/he wouldn't ordinarily do. Some marketing informs of facts, some is a clever lie.

'Reduces the appearance of fine wrinkles"
It doesn't actually reduce the wrinkles, just the appearance.

"You've come a long way baby"
Has zilch to do with actual empowerment and everything to do with inducing you to buy a product.

Marketing uses every form of manipulation in the book. It tries to convince me that driving a monster truck will make me more manly, or that if I don't wear X clothes I'm not very successful. Or that if I wear a certain scent women will swoon over me. etc etc etc. Mostly, these appeals are implicit so they bypass the critical factor.

Words that represent opinions rather than facts or have ambiguous meaning are generally used to manipulate in marketing.

Providing is a business. Just like mortgage lending, car sales, cosmetic sales, etc.

Marketing from providers as a whole will likely reflect the same realities as marketing in any other business.

Some businesses are better to deal with than others, and some are more honest than others.

Same applies to customers.

Tips appreciated but not required = "you better be forking over more cash than what you were first told on the phone, or the only action you'll be getting is between you and your hand while I'm standing 10 feet away with my bra and panties still on."

I only see one client a day = "unless, of course, I get more than one phone call a day, in which case I'll squeeze in as many as I can until I pass out from exhaustion."

And you've got to admit that we've got to be more original. That's all I'm getting from it. Freakin' hilarious.

Just smile ladies, cause you know that there's a bit of truth to this. What's not funny is how some men are just jaded about women in general. (We're escorts. We're the natural first stop when they want to disrespect a lady, mentally and physically. They know they can't do this at home, or don't have someone to do it to. Isn't that why we're here? To be an outlet)

Even though they have seen through our BS, it will not stop one of them from dialing a number, visiting a website and reading the same corny descriptions of us, or paying you, so have a sense of humor...

This is a joke and its directed to the shitty provider the ones we all come across every now and then. This is not intended to offend the legitimate providers, I for one have a great deal of respect for you. The providers with great reviews and are honest in what they do, these are the ladies we all love and respect.

Yes, some guys will do this just for that purpose... I however, enjoyed this and would love to see the provider version for clients.

Any ladies willing to grill us?!