A lady friend accompanied me camping in the Jefferson National Forest in Virginia.
I have no idea where the idea came from; maybe from the way she seemed to prefer being on top anyway; but I got this idea that it might be cool to somehow suspend her in midair so I could literally spin her around while she was impaled on my member.
So I made a harness for her out of a climbing belt and hoisted her up in it using a block and tackle. That gives you a 2:1 mechanical advantage, so I could make her go up and down by pulling and releasing the rope -- all while spinning.
So here I am laying on a picnic table with her on top of me spinning and going up and down ... when I hear a voice: the local game warden who had given me my hunter safety course when I was in 8th grade. Oops.
Second wildest thing was with this very proper bank VP I was dating. She worked in one of the big skyscrapers in Boston. At the time I had an office nearby in the leather district; so I'd meet her for lunch, etc.
She was VERY into public displays of affection. We'd be walking somewhere when all of a sudden she'd slam herself back against the side of a building, grab me and start necking like hell.
One time after one of these after-lunch public necking sessions -- which were pretty intense -- she asks me to come back to her office with her to meet some folks. So I wander around with her saying hi to people and all that stuff. We get to her office and she closes the door and we start necking some more. After the earlier session of this, I was already almost too horny for thought anyway -- and this was just too much.
I don't believe I removed her clothes in an elegant fashion; but they certainly came off; and we just went at it like animals -- almost more like mindless cannibalism than sex. I know the door was closed but hadn't given any thought (I couldn't have thought anyway) to the window and the fact that the people in the next building over might see.
And sure enough, they did. And among those people was a fellow I had worked with two jobs before.
I hope your game warden gave You another kinda badge...for creativity...that sounds like a blast as far as the office...that is one I am still waiting to encounter....
while away from home was probably either tag teaming two little K-girls in broad daylight on the deck of my 11m J-boat while moored in a busy marina area adjacent to a naval facility, under the watchful eye of many civvie boaters and USN swab jockeys.
Or maybe it was going home with Janelle in Marseilles, even though she was a known rip off artist. She often drugged guys and robbed them, and on an occasion or two had friends roll them. But she seemed to like me, she was beautiful, and as it happened. That was an all nighter to remember.....
Or maybe it was walking out of a Chinese run brothel in Afghanistan. Hot hot ladies - you know how much I adore Asian ladies - but I got the sense that it was not on the up and up - ie that some or many of the participants were not entirely willing....
Or maybe it was screwing an adorable young Chinese lady on a blanket under the porch of her parents house while they were sleeping...
Hell - I really don't know.
But all of that is tame stuff. You did *not* ask about crazy sexual things while at *home* '
dancer at a club and take her out to my custom van in the parking lot. It didn't take long before we were fu*king and s*cking on the carpeted floor to a big mutual O. This happened over 20 years ago.
... sort of had special keys to turn me on beyond sanity so I didn't even realize it would be public.
The game warden just told me if we were going to do that stuff we should be farther away from public areas. He had a good sense of humor.
The guy from a couple of jobs back in the skyscraper though -- he spread really exaggerated tales. By the time he was done, I don't think any human alive could have done what I was purported to have done.
The sailing trips to the VI, the many trips to Vegas over the years, Ibiza after the European biz trip to Barcelona back in the late '90's, going on a w/e biz trip to Houston and Padre Island (only guy with three ladies; nailed them all!), and trips I have made since TER become a presence in my life in recent years...it's been a fun ride!
Enjoy yourself in Vegas this w/e...the crowd out there is cool, and will make you feel welcome...
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