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Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 117 reads
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Seriously Guys ?!!  This is some fucking crazy ass shit !!! I don't deal with "WHAT IFs" !!!  I don't believe in worrying about what could or might happen, because shit happens everyday !!!! I believe that you should only worry about thing that happen at that moment & Not what could happen. Now, if something happens 5 minutes into my time with any person, that's when I deal with it. Till that happens........I just deal with whatever happens at that moment.

36363jensen2140 reads

That last what if was rather morbid and a bit violent. So how about a slightly kinder death what if.

So do any of the providers make the cut for people?

But now I'm wonder if some will not answer because they might pick others and their ATF might be a bit disappointed.

If so, change it to you can save 5 providers.

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Robertini234 reads

I don't know the answer because I don't know what you're saying.  

Now just to go against me others will say they do understand and answer accordingly. aghh people

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GaGambler113 reads

I mean if EVERYONE else was going to die we'd have to repopulate the planet. I would have to change my name to Adam and pick four Eves. lol

 
Being purely pragmatic, and for the good of the species of course, I would pick myself and four hot, young and fertile women to start rebuilding the human race. It would suck of course for them to all be preggo at the same time though, Maybe I'd have to stagger the pregnancies three months apart or so, that way I'd have one giving birth, one six months along, one three months who would just barely be showing and one not visibly pregnant at all at all times. lol

 
It sure would be better if I could pick myself AND five women, at least two of them would be pretty much unfuckable at all times if we were going to repopulate the planet and I don't mean to sound selfish, but fucking the same two women over and over again for weeks on end gets REALLY fucking boring.

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mrfisher129 reads

Then not only would they have to spend the rest of their lives with me, but they would owe me big time for saving them.

Hey, revenge has its uses.

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36363jensen102 reads

LOL

Sooooo appropriate for the answer. Saddly, I will confess that made my day.

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MP67131 reads

You know I wouldn't have a problem with that senor...

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impposter115 reads

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: I'd pick the five people I hate most....
Then not only would they have to spend the rest of their lives with me, but they would owe me big time for saving them.
... for the first 5 minutes or so. Then, it's 5 against 1.  
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I have a lot of respect and admiration for mrfisher but I think of him more as a lover than a fighter.  I do not see this going well. "Alas, poor mrfisher. I knew him, TER, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nMVfXT-Bk

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JawKnee36110 reads

1. A straight female doctor
2. Another straight female doctor
3. A female farmer
4. Another female farmer
5. A female engineer type who can help keep the power on and water running

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coeur-de-lion117 reads

1.  Do the doctors need to know how to do anything besides prostate exams?

 
2.  Do the farmers need to know how to make you squeal like a little piglet?  

 
Just trying to get a picture of how this shapes up for you besides the fact that they are all female.  I would have added that they all have to be young and fuckable.  

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JawKnee36108 reads

Looks like I didn’t really understand the question after all. Think you asked which 5 providers.

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36363jensen125 reads

Both work -- I added the 5 providers in case some thought they might suffer if they answered and left their ATF out ;-)

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36363jensen106 reads

Just curious but what do you expect them to be bidding with? Cash? Number of times you can fuck them?

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GaGambler103 reads

With only five other people left in the entire world, it's not like cash is going to be an issue. lol

 
The one thing I know is that my five are going to be YOUNG. I am 61 right now, which means that hopefully I am going to be fucking for at least another twenty years. If they are all 18 or so today, they'll still be only 40sh by the time my dick stops working.  

 
I guess I should try to make them some kind of mix racially too, it's not like any new genes are going to get added to the pool. Plus I'd also like as much variety as I can get with my limited options. The rest of one's life is a very long time. Hmm, maybe I should start auditions now? lol

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36363jensen132 reads

and repopulating the earth then you do need to consider as diverse a gene pool as possible ;-)

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balljointnut117 reads

Well Damn! I am only 50 so if you impregnate one of them right away I might be able to poke one of your kids before I am to old to fuck. lol

Posted By: GaGambler
Re: HAHA, that was my thought as well
With only five other people left in the entire world, it's not like cash is going to be an issue. lol  
   
   
 The one thing I know is that my five are going to be YOUNG. I am 61 right now, which means that hopefully I am going to be fucking for at least another twenty years. If they are all 18 or so today, they'll still be only 40sh by the time my dick stops working.  
   
   
 I guess I should try to make them some kind of mix racially too, it's not like any new genes are going to get added to the pool. Plus I'd also like as much variety as I can get with my limited options. The rest of one's life is a very long time. Hmm, maybe I should start auditions now? lol

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impposter152 reads

Posted By: balljointnut
Well Damn! I am only 50 so if you impregnate one of them right away I might be able to poke one of your kids before I am to old to fuck. lol
From where you will be, you won't be seeing GaG, his five companions, or any progeny.  At best, the only way you'll get inside his daughters is if some of your atoms up in a cucumber or zucchini in GaG's garden and she uses it for her pleasure:

-- Modified on 5/16/2020 2:21:35 PM

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coeur-de-lion105 reads

a wholesome Kansas farm girl.  

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impposter123 reads

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: There's nothing quite like . . . .
a wholesome Kansas farm girl.  
Did you mean "hole-some"? Or maybe "Some hole!"

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balljointnut118 reads

GAG will be giving me a reach around while I am fucking one of his 4. Cause I'm his 5th. You have to have two males who aren't related or it will just be Abalama all over again.

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GaGambler130 reads

Even if it means that instead of family trees, we will only have family "stumps" from here on out, sorry I am NOT sharing the last five women on earth, and Alabama isn't all that bad. Gulf Shores is actually pretty nice, and I'll be dead by the time my kids start playing the banjo. lol

 
Besides the world will still need fertilizer so your sacrifice won't be completely wasted. lol

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Kitty76118 reads

Seriously Guys ?!!  This is some fucking crazy ass shit !!! I don't deal with "WHAT IFs" !!!  I don't believe in worrying about what could or might happen, because shit happens everyday !!!! I believe that you should only worry about thing that happen at that moment & Not what could happen. Now, if something happens 5 minutes into my time with any person, that's when I deal with it. Till that happens........I just deal with whatever happens at that moment.

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GaGambler141 reads

It's all in fun, kind of like "what would you do if you won the lottery?"  

 
No one here, or anywhere else I hope, thinks something like this is ever going to happen or that it even could happen. So please lighten the fuck up, and NO, that is not a dig at your weight.

 
BTW let me amend my list of qualities in my list of five women to take with me, they MUST have a sense of fucking humor, If I can only have five people to spend the rest of my life with, they BETTER not be humorless fucks. (Sorry Scoed, but you already knew you weren't making the cut anyhow. lol)

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tommygunn115 reads

Let's go even further with this then..
1) Latina Chick
2) Asian Chick
3) OK.. White Chick
4) Black Chick  ( They deserve it after all the Sh*t They've been thru)

Sorry, but there are only 5 spots.  LOL.

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36363jensen136 reads

Given I posed the apparently offensive and overly serious what-if here I think I might be able to get away with this.  

I'm picking identical twins. Genetically they are the same person so I keep 8 ;-) so I'm taking that to be the same as taking advantage of a technicality with law

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GaGambler116 reads

but who do I pick with my fifth choice? and don't you dare say "balljointnut" or any other guy for that matter, but I will concede it would be tough to go through what amounts to eternity without having a guy friend to brag to about who I am fucking.

 
Not that I really take this shit seriously, but I was thinking that "just in case" maybe I should start interviewing likely candidates right now. lol

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