Stranded on an Island and could not be rescued for 3 days, but could get something parachuted to you, what would your choice be?

A: Your wife/Husband

B: Girlfriend/Boyfriend

C: Your ATF provider/Client

D: The hells with them just give me a bottle of scotch.

E. Something else and what.

Just a little fun …….

strapped to one of my ATF naughty ultravixens, who shall be
nameless to protect the not so innocent.

Good change of pace...at least for me.  Can I add a stipulation or two?  If so, here's what I'd want...

My ATF to arrive with enough firewood to get a good BBQ going, plus whatever meat she'd prefer.  Natually appropriate beverages (& ice if needed).  

And if she brought enough of everything, then I'd wave off the helicopter that came to rescue us for a couple've days.  (I'm not that bad at making  do with survival/outdoor sorta stuff).

My ATF carrying my Nixon bong, an ounce of the finest Colombian pot, a lighter, several cases of Bass Ale (not shaken or stirred) and a 145 piece bedroom set (e.g. a gross of rubbers and a cot!).

my wife but only after she's been on a crash course for sexual techniques with a top provider.

Reamn it people, get off my island. Anything coming down on parachute will be confiscated.

But as long as it's going to take 3 days, let's have an orgy party. So only booze, women, and a rock band for entertainment on the next drop please.  

But with my luck, there'll be a screw up and they mistakenly drop a crate marked "For Relief-Afganistan" or worst yet, a crate with some sheeps and goats...and someone actually requested it.

Tom Hanks' true story of being stranded on the island was that there was a female pig and a male junk yard dog with him.  After several months the female pig started looking better and better but every time Tom approached the pig the dog would attempt to bite him!!  After about a year on the island and still not able to get to the female pig, Tom spotted someone floating on a raft and he swimmed out to the raft.  It was Hillary Clinton in the raft as Air Force 1 had crashed leaving her as the only survivor.  After being rescued and saved from a sure death, Hillary told Tom that he could have ANYTHING FROM HER that he wanted.  Tom's reply was, "Could you distract that damn dog for about thiry minutes???"  True story according to a newspaper I read while waiting in line at the super market.

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A couple of my A T F's, sunblock, a blanket(for the sand),a large beach umbrella,  a case of condums,lots of fruit, plenty of viagra, and plenty of mouth wash and tooth paste (with toothbrush) for all of us..And a law passed on the island, making clothing illegal...

D: The hell with EVERYONE. Just give me a sack of green and bottle of scotch thank you.