he really did try out for the Blue Man Group troupe...
But wearing that outfit would reveal his "baby's torso dick"....and that would have scared off the little children thinking the Big Bad Wolf ate a child.
Or maybe he's just joshing us with his perception of his manhood?
Maybe we can wash his car for him and see what he really drives. BTW...I get shotgun first
Posted By: MagicMedic
either, so I think you are right.
The ones that talk about it (brag about it), are the ones driving monster trucks and expensive sportscars.
I'll bet Blueman is the name of his Monster Truck, LOL
To the women out there : What is too big for you to handle? Have you had a guy show up and pull out his 10 inch cock and you said. NO WAY dude !!! We want to hear the story. Never been a problem for me and my 6 inch dick and unlike most guys I'm good with my size.
They reminded me of a tweet the porn star I saw posted about tearing her p***y after a scene due to her being so small and days before her birthday and me laughing to myself now that I had a point of reference at my age hah
How many dick size threads have you started fidiot? Why not try coming up with some new topic for your next troll post?
By the way, obviously your dick is the perfect size for you to admire when you jack off in front of the mirror. Since you love looking at yourself so much, and no lady will see you anyway, what does it matter what others think?
How many dick size threads have you started fidiot? Why not try coming up with some new topic for your next troll post?
By the way, obviously your dick is the perfect size for you to admire when you jack off in front of the mirror. Since you love looking at yourself so much, and no lady will see you anyway, what does it matter what others think?
To the women out there : What is too big for you to handle? Have you had a guy show up and pull out his 10 inch cock and you said. NO WAY dude !!! We want to hear the story. Never been a problem for me and my 6 inch dick and unlike most guys I'm good with my size.
I don't consider myself big and my ATF says I'm not small. I definitely fall within the average. She says she prefers them small. However, in one respect I'm big because she is still reluctant to try greek even with me.
For the record, Gentleman I have no interest in any of your dick size. I am all about the ladies.
I guess it is good to know that if that ever changes there is somewhere around 27,000 posts on here by dudes asking for stories about other dudes dicks. I guess I could use the search function then but i am guessing there will be at least one post on the first page.
To the women out there : What is too big for you to handle? Have you had a guy show up and pull out his 10 inch cock and you said. NO WAY dude !!! We want to hear the story. Never been a problem for me and my 6 inch dick and unlike most guys I'm good with my size.
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