Has anyone every been caught "with your pants down" in a massage parlour or in a sting? Or whatever it is called.
I have enjoyed massage parlours for years. I guess I've been to over a dozen. Some over 10 times each. Just love them. Of course they are all closed down in my part of the world now.
I have always feared a raid. What would you do in that situation? I mean what can you do?
Should I always leave my ID behind or what? So far I've had good luck. Knock on "WOODY".
Do not admit anything, no matter what the cops say about going easy on you if you cooperate. All you are doing is making their jobs easier.
Say nothing but your name. Do not consent to have your person, car or anything searched.
Do not believe anything the cops say, whether it be that they will let you go home if you rat on someone or that someone has already ratted on you. It's almost always a lie and it doesn't necessarilly mean squat either.
Do NOT give any false information. That is a serious felony. Do not try and outsmart them! You're in no condition right now to think clearly. They know this. They do it every day. That will try and exploit that fact.
Be very courteous and polite but to any question just say that you want to contact your lawyer.
It may not save your ass, but it's the best thing you can do under the circumstances.
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