Brothels. Revenues at legal Nevada brothels are down 45%.The high cost of diesel has hurt the income of their primary customers: truckers. See bottom drop. Play the video. This segment begins at 4:00 mins. Bunny Ranch offering Stimulus special. Gotta love capitalism. I guess we are in a buyers market?
CARSON CITY, Nev., June 12 /PRNewswire/ -- The World Famous BunnyRanch, with a proud 53-year history of stimulating its clients, now doubles your pleasure!
The first one hundred (100) clients to bring their U.S. Federal Stimulus Check to the BunnyRanch, in order to cash, will get double the amount of the check on their Ranch Pleasure Party.
"You get a check from the Bush you hate and give it to the BunnyRanch girl you love!" says Dennis Hof, owner of The World Famous BunnyRanch.
"The BunnyRanch encourages our clients to spend their check at the Ranch, because we always give our customers the most bang for the buck," says Hof. "We are putting a big Thank You Card in the parlor for all our clients to sign that cash their Federal Stimulus Check here."
The Thank You Card when signed by the first one hundred clients (and the Bunnies!) will be sent to President George Bush at The White House.
The World Famous BunnyRanch is located just outside Carson City, Nevada.
At an average of $1000 per hour and greater for upsell service , plus bar drinks & food at the ranch, one can certainly understand why the patronage has dropped.
The Bunny Ranch and brothels similar to it in pricing and approach are a novelty; an archaic, irrelevant set-up which will ultimately continue to lose to reputable online agencies and independents who charge substantially lower rates for equivalent or superior service.
The experience there is highly - very highly - over-rated and extremely expensive for what you get. Upsell, upsell is the game. And when you don't buy the upsell service things can get a little testy.
What us hobbyists would consider a "so so GFE" is a top dollar event at the higher end brothels.
Now of course, not that I would personally know, this is just hearsay from me. Forget the fact I drive through that area many times a year. I've NEVER stopped to try it. Only what I've read, er uh heard.
Given the current state of the economy, increased LE activity because of/in spite of the Spitzer thang...and from what I have heard from a couple of ladies and on the boards...business has slowed. This is the first time I ever saw a number put to this. Since rates at the BR were sky high to begin with, not surprising that their activity has slowed, and are now offering specials...
A dump out in the middle of nowhere in Beatty NV, the Shady Lady Ranch, is offering this special:
Spend $300.00 ( 1 Hr) for services Receive $50.00 Dollar gas card. Spend $500.00 ( 2 Hr) for services Receive $100.00 Dollar gas card. Spend $800.00 ( 3 Hr) for services Receive $150.00 Dollar gas card. Offer expires when the Gas cards run out.
a luxury! Just like anywhere else, those who have will continue as if nothing is wrong. Look at your own local area, talk to some of the providers...they are feeling it too! Problem is...when it comes to a choice between filling up your gas tank, and getting laid....well you can't get laid without the gas to get there! What I've noticed is....the ladies are raising rates to compensate for lower volume. When there is an abundant supply, and decreased demand...that isn't a logical economic theory to follow...(only works in the commodities market for oil) If the present situation continues to worsen, CL could take over the world LOL
The original post made it seem that MLBR is suffering the same slump as the other ranches. The owner was actually commenting on other ranches. He does state that his ranch actually increased revenues by 30% in May.
Also, I wouldn't look at the stimulus check idea to be an act of desperation. Dennis Hof uses publicity stunts and his own media appearences as a form of marketing for his business. He has twice offered free services at this ranches for the military.
I'm only clarifying facts here, since I did happen to read a source article for all this.
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