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What does a prostitute do when a 400+ guy show up
bbfs4ever 4165 reads
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I asked one of the prostitutes I know really really well and she said she just grins and bears it.  But she's rare I think.  Plus she's pretty small, so I guess she'll just try and get on top as I can't imagine that type of obese trick getting on top.  He'd severely hurt her.

Other prostitutes tell me that they'll just not answer the door when they see what appears to be an eclipse outside their room.

These prostitutes are grossly underpaid for the shit they have to put up with.

micktoz 41 Reviews 89 reads
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1256849 23 Reviews 78 reads
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BBFS is classy in hobby dates. Who gives a fuck about  safety right?

Perhaps he is 400 plus and wants to know what he should do?  Too bad the 400 plus did not mean donation type guys..

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 73 reads
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5 / 38

The circus let out early..this fucking clown is back..

micktoz 41 Reviews 69 reads
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AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 65 reads
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7 / 38

He's not even a funny clown.
 
Us gals don't care about your blow up balloon. It's just limp. Come on now, Even I am harder than you and i don't have a penis.

Not at you MacDaddy btw.

trex44 9 Reviews 73 reads
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8 / 38

400+ dollars? Then she'd LOVE to see him ;)

mrfisher 108 Reviews 76 reads
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9 / 38

in which case it's time to bring out the oxygen tank.

 
The converse also makes for an interesting question.  What do guys do when a 400 lb goddess shows up at the door?

This did happen to me once.  (The agency did say she was very curvy.)  I actually had a pretty good time (fortunately, I had brought a lot of massage oil with me.)  She had boobs that were far down on the alphabet.  I could actually suck her nipples while she lied on her stomach.  She was quite jovial too and open to just about anything.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 80 reads
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10 / 38

My eyes are not totally open this morning.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 81 reads
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11 / 38

...and she swallows.

400x$300 each=$120,000 and she might be able to finish of each guy once in about 100 hours.

micktoz 41 Reviews 74 reads
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countryguy8 120 reads
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I have read that a guy has five minutes to decide whether to place the envelope or to excuse himself back through the front door.  

 
Suppose he does choose to leave. What are the right words to say? How much of a greenback "tip" or "cab fare" or "for-your-trouble token" is appropriate for him to place on the counter?

 
Ladies are invited to comment.

rheallyme 73 reads
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15 / 38

I'm a professional, so if I've committed to an appointment, I'll do it UNLESS I can see or for some reason know the person has an STI/some other communicable disease or acts in a shady manner.
That said, logistically some things would have to be different - I'd probably not let him get on top of me or crush me. I would try to make sure he feels comfortable and has a good time.

VincenzoG91 5 Reviews 104 reads
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GaGambler 70 reads
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I have rule where it comes to bailing on sessions, if she lied to me or misled me in any way about her appearance, I don't feel even the slightest guilt about turning around and walking right back out the door, or shutting the door in her face in the case of an outcall WITHOUT leaving a single penny as I consider it MY time wasted, not hers.

 
You don't even have to say a single fucking word if you don't want to, or a simple "NO, hell fucking no!!!" will do just fine. She owns a mirror, I guarantee you she knows exactly what she looks like which is why she lied to you.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 45 reads
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18 / 38

Smart business lady. .Makes sure he feels comfortable and has a good time.Unless there were problems.  400-pound guy money spent like rest of clients..Professionals in business make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.No freebies.

ElTorro 15 Reviews 65 reads
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I still get to maintain full control of the thrusting without putting all of my weight down on her. Works like magic, you should try it sometime.

VelvetVacation See my TER Reviews 88 reads
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20 / 38

over a Gorgeous Attractive Asshole
any day!

 
No matter what kind of body a person has,
a  Good "Prostitute"  
will know how to achieve a Pleasurable Experience for both parties.

-- Modified on 8/22/2017 3:43:47 AM

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 64 reads
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21 / 38

I have noticed you are all over my posts on boards.Thank you for taking time and exposer. Cash is king illegal services.No freebies with professionals.

LeahJaymes 84 reads
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22 / 38

First off thank you, as a provider who has only been in the hobby a year, I have dealt with so much.  I have on MULTIPLE occasions seen the larger clients and have never had any problems. I'm 114 lbs, so I am pretty small. Luckily, I am very flexible and easy pick up so we are not too limited as far as positions go. I can be on the bottom, top, side, plus more so I wouldn't hide. These clients probably  feel self conscious enough about their size. I would never do anything to make a client of mine feel anything but pleasure ;)

devmeasure 13 Reviews 92 reads
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I used to feel deep down that I should or could possibly be entitled to paying less to a provider because not only do I still have a semblance of my athletic physique from my playing days, but I also slang good wood. This was further enforced when I'd for about a year + see an ATF for anywhere between $180 to $250 (most of the times on the low end) and the sessions felt as real and authentic as a late night bootycall/creep situation.  

Over time I started to understand business more and humbled up a bit and am of the total understanding that the woman sets her price and it's good business to honor it. It's my choice on whether I see her or not or just challenge myself to getting real life pussy.

I would say this though: Whether a guy looks like he belongs on the cover of Men's health or is a fat slob, most women won't change the price. But why is it hard as fuck for me to find a bbw provider at $400?

SK11 73 reads
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24 / 38

When I first contact a lady I always ask if she has anything against seeing larger men.  And if so to just tell me.  I know how big I am and have never (and will never) thrown a lady on the bed, jumped on, and squished the boogers out of her.  The worst is when you see a lady and things seem to go good. Then you are told she would be happy to see you again.  Then will not reply to messages.  On two occasions I have heard from other providers that the first lady said she would never see me again, because of my size.  The irony of one of them is she had an ass bigger than mine, that wasn't mentioned in her ads.  The other one posted an ad saying in effect that she was having trouble and needed money.  Got an email from her asking me to see her.  Funny I wasn't any smaller.  Ok enough whining.  Ladies if you don't want to see us just say so.  

ShanaLay See my TER Reviews 88 reads
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Regarding the relative safety or comfort? Not an issue and i'm 4'11 95lbs. I don't get hurt in bed because a guy is big, I get hurt when a guy isn't paying attention,regardless of his weight.  

Some guys are just clumsy and awkward and not paying attention.  Big guys, they're paying attention usually. They know they're big!  And I"ll tell you what, after some of the sessions with the big guys, I do not look at them the same. Some of them are BEASTS in bed, in a good way!  

As a professional my ethos is that there is something sexy about everyone and it's my job to find it  If I can't do that, I should ask to see photos first and screen out people I don't think I can enjoy.  

It's nice when you open the door and an attractive fit  handsome man enters. It sucks when he opens his mouth and he's a douchebag.  

But for me, looks are definitely down on the list of priorities. I can only speak for myself, but cleanliness, manners, respect and integrity go much further than a banging body.

souls_harbor 66 reads
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They say men are all about the look.  But this okcupid data shows that women are far more critical of male looks than males are of female looks.    Females regard 80% of the male population as less than average looking.   Males, on the other hand, find 50% of the females better than average.

souls_harbor 87 reads
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27 / 38

Males rate female looks ....

GaGambler 70 reads
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I bet you most hookers "real" ratings would look much like the chart above, but if they knew their clients were privy to the results they would review much like the guys do with even the most heinous, disgusting clients getting a minimum of 7, and any guy under 400 lbs who has taken a bath in the current calendar year and who even owns a toothbrush would  most likely start at a nine.

souls_harbor 55 reads
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The flip side of the okcupid data was that though women were more critical of male looks, it didn't correlate highly with who they would contact, whereas while men were less critical of female looks, they skewed toward contacting the women they rated the highest.

souls_harbor 59 reads
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30 / 38

This is what guys call having "game."  They can overcome looks deficit with confidence and charm.

machito 9 Reviews 75 reads
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Allstar 9 Reviews 76 reads
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HaHaHa. My chart would actually look more like the woman's chart. On Match.com last year, I only found 1% (20 out of 2000) matches that I would even consider asking out in my age range (40-50). A nice personality does not overcome a lack of physical attraction when it comes to intimate relationships.  

Posted By: souls_harbor
Re: Women are highly critical of male appearance
They say men are all about the look.  But this okcupid data shows that women are far more critical of male looks than males are of female looks.    Females regard 80% of the male population as less than average looking.   Males, on the other hand, find 50% of the females better than average.

sierrasweetmt See my TER Reviews 73 reads
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I'm too small for that shit lol. If he's on top I'm dead...

harborview 10 Reviews 67 reads
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but I'm not kidding myself.  My last "first date" we agreed on positions & activities that kept my weight off her.  Really a no brainer.  I think she was pleased that we thought alike on this so we could focus on the good vibrations.  I left happy & saw her agan a week or so later.

numpty88 14 Reviews 65 reads
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KateBeckincall 71 reads
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I love big boys..a lot of my sessions are massages so I've had my fair share of big boys...it is more work but either way I enjoy myself and they are always amazed how a small chic could break them down.

demuredomina See my TER Reviews 31 reads
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Attitude, manners, and hygiene is more important than weight. For whatever reason, a lot of big guys like me (I guess because I'm small?) and they keep coming back, so I'm doing something right :)

It helps to be flexible, lol then you can do a lot more.

Men are men, the size and looks thing is overrated really. Attitude and pleasant demeanor is what counts.

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