Is there a recycling center somewhere? Since they usually specify that they must be unsealed, do they use them for snail mail? Is there an arcane envelope burning ritual at Halloween or the Winter Solstice that clients are never invited to? Do they make envelope mobiles and hang them over their beds at home? Do they dust them for fingerprints just in case they might need to track a client down? Do they just stuff them in an old pair of combat boots and horde them in the closet? What the hell becomes of all the envelopes?
Is there a recycling center somewhere? Since they usually specify that they must be unsealed, do they use them for snail mail? Is there an arcane envelope burning ritual at Halloween or the Winter Solstice that clients are never invited to? Do they make envelope mobiles and hang them over their beds at home? Do they dust them for fingerprints just in case they might need to track a client down? Do they just stuff them in an old pair of combat boots and horde them in the closet? What the hell becomes of all the envelopes?
When I wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep, this is the place I go(probably not healthy). Your post 'splains why.
My only complaint...I am not flattered by anyone being funnier than me. Stop that! Okay, don't stop that. A girl's gotta have material to steal.
Thanks for the funny....and no, I'll never reveal what I do with envelopes. Let's just say, Staples, only sees me when I have ink cartridges to recycle. The Dez P.S. I wanna basket made from an envelope, even if it doesn't sound very sturdy. Whaddya 'spose it could hold? Another envelope? Something to ponder.......
downstairs. I put on my soccer mom leggings and a t shirt before getting make up on, carry a blank envelope or two, unlock the door, and flip through my envelopes, saying, "Shit. Oh shit. Stupid - ugh."
Hopefully people think I'm just mad at bills, and not mad that the white envelopes are empty lol
Is there a recycling center somewhere? Since they usually specify that they must be unsealed, do they use them for snail mail? Is there an arcane envelope burning ritual at Halloween or the Winter Solstice that clients are never invited to? Do they make envelope mobiles and hang them over their beds at home? Do they dust them for fingerprints just in case they might need to track a client down? Do they just stuff them in an old pair of combat boots and horde them in the closet? What the hell becomes of all the envelopes?
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