The name of Michael Jacksons new cellmate?


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BILLY JEAN!


And I made it up all by myself!!!!!

At least acne wait's till it's 13 before it comes on a boy's face.

Well, this is a Tom Paxton song, but:

Lets go to Michael Jackson's house,
the party never stops.
Be sure to bring your jammies,
Well really just the tops.


Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi

" don't let your son go down on me.."

They both have black bodies and white faces.

They both live in amusement parks.

They both have high pitched squeaky voices.

And they both LOVE LITTLE CHILDREN!

Kisses,
Megers

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When the big hand is on the little hand.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.  If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

The doctor came out of the delivery room and handed the child to Michael for him to hold.  The doctor then said, "Michael, your wife had a difficult delivery but she is now doing fine."

Michael then says to the Doctor, "Doc, how long do you think it will be before we can have sex?"

The Doctor responds: "I'd wait until he's at least 3 years old."

Little boy's pants are half off

Thank you I'll be here all week, please tip your servers

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart ?
Because he heard little boys pants were half off

What do Michael and K-Mart have in common?
Little boys pants are half-off!

Billy Jean is not my lover,
She's just a mom who claims I'm after her son...