When you're alone and fart and you say, "Excuse me."

I would beg to differ, true class is demonstrated by not blaming it on the dog ... when you fart.

You can always blame the infamous "California Barking Spider" which some believe actually exists. I've never seen one but have heard it more times than I ever wanted too.

I think I've heard them also. Apparently they are native to Texas as well but don't like being in the sun.

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Not to say I'd ever do that... But explain your logic to me, if you would.

It's not about the "ability" to do it.
And you explained it yourself when you said,
"Not to say I'd ever do that"
A man that gets out of the shower to pee is as rare as a woman who pees in the shower.

Well I am old enough now that I can generally "hold it" until I finish my shower and dry off.

But if it is a true emergency, then I will let the hose flow.

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getting out of the toilet to clean off?  Is that the same thing?