A different venue, and time, for our National Steak and Blow Job bash!
Whattya think Allure` and Tash?!
We have a couple months! Let's do this!
Kick it in the NM desert. Drink and have a damn good time. The golfers can bring their clubs. The ladies can relax in the spa. I'll walk around, drink inhand, and entertain.
It's cool though. I have a self-deprecating sense of humor.
BTW, I'd grab that little fucking lizard, ram him down the throat of that annoying bitch Flo from Progressive, and make Peking duck out of that Aflac fucker.
but... OK if you get the duck first Peking it. if i get to it first i'll do "caneton aux cerises".
do what you want with the lizard, he's only a cartoon...
but i'm counting on you to get Flo to give up commercials and enter the biz. she is just frustrated and unfulfilled but she's not quite my type. but i suspect you have a secret crush on her
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