The 51 year old lady across the street with the worn out stretch pants and over sized T-shirt in order to cover up the excess forty-two pounds she is carrying around is starting to look .......... well do-able.

The monies in your hobby account are actually beginning to accrue interest.

Sincere efforts to control masturbation have brought the incidence down to twice daily.

You consider the warning: "If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours see your Doctor".
Lately I have been going to bed with the very same erection that I woke up with that morning and its not much of a problem ?

The mortgage, credit card accounts, kids student loans, utilities and car payments are all up to date.

I convinced myself and Stephanie my secretary that its much easier to concentrate on putting together the "Annual Report" while she is sitting in my lap.

I actually considered kissing my wife on the lips last night just before retiring to our separate bedrooms.

Yesterday I went to click on the "Porn Star" board hitting the "Transsexual" board by mistake and actually enjoyed myself for eight whole minutes.

I have so much more to add but would rather see if anyone else notices the changes that take place when there is just not enough sex involved.