So this provider was giving me a stripper slide. Not really my cup of tea at all cuz it seems about as dangerous as bbfs being that it's skin to skin contact of most sensitive areas.  I never quite understood what the point of stripper slide is for this reason.  

I have never tried it but I imagine anything that involves her vaginal fluids and your broken skin would be dangerous.

You are probably now nice and smooth and exfoliated!

and my dick became thrashed-up. Turns out she had her crack pipe screen hidden up her couch.

and I've had a few providers -  all Asians by the way -  get me off that way -  one of the hottest sessions I've ever had featured p2p massage from the time my pants hit the floor, with lots of DFK while that was going on -  her "name" was Muse, if I recall...  regardless of that I find it very erotic and a good way to warm up for the main event - though you do have to remember to suit up first :p    

This thread is sure to get entertaining. I'm excited

me too

this convo usually brings out some of the safer sex provider crowd in full on high dudgeon....

and fucking love it! With a provider with big lips, it feels like bbfs and I blow a big load! I also like fucking the crack of a provider's ass with a little lube, it also feels like bbfs. I must have a thing for safe bbfs.

Re: me too

And for good reason, but I'm too lazy to be the one to lecture y'all.  

Remember,  crack pipe screens existed before crack pipes.

Sigh. Here she is. Again. ThreAD train a comin'

ha

although I would have to guess the safety factor is between BBBJ and BBFS (no supporting references).  If the lady is freshly shaven as I am, and there's plenty of lubrication, it's very hot.  If either person has stubble, it's a problem, quickly.

it is about the same motion as a face to face lap dance, only without the clothes in between.  The stripper is essentially jerking you off with her pelvis, or without the clothes, her "lower lips".

Or you just hate her and every chance you get you pounce?

to what they might do when pole dancing.  Same general idea as you, but with the pole being the focus of the analogy.
I don't know what the correct answer is, that's just what I'd assumed...
You very well could be right though.

I already did my spouting off on the subject on another board just the other day.  I'm feeling so done with it I'm too lazy to even copy and paste...

Again, I'm not going to get into the debate, but for real...some of you guys just ended up on loads of DNS lists.

It is just a subject that riles everyone up on these boards....once again more often than not.

Cuz some guys do not like it.   As for why this happened. Well, she rubbed it on her pubes not her labia. I don't like either of those but I don't go into a session rehashing every single act that is off limits.   Who goes in and says "Hey girl, how are you? By the way, I don't wanna do DFK after you suck my dick, no sliding, no bbfs, no strap ons, no other dudes in the room, no dogs, no pets, no parot landing on my head in the room, no spitting, no urinating, oh yeah and no smoking either. Are we clear? Ok now lets take our cloths off. Btw, here's the donation we agreed upon placed right here in plain view in white envelope. Are we clear?"  

A well done slide is a fantastic, very erotic experience. Also, if you're mostly rubbing against stubble, you're doing it wrong. Get her legs up in the air so her pelvis rotates up and your contact is mostly with the labia where there's little or no hair.  

I never asked for it and usually back away from that act,  
unless she's my SO

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know I get it sex with condoms isnt as good.... but it doesn't have to be as bad as we make it.... Sex is all in the head anyway. My textbook said something like 70-80% psychological which means how you feel about the condoms will affect your experience greatly.  

I would only do that if I'm planning on having children with the girl.

Cuz I don't recall typing that last night....  

He's tried a few time to pee in my wheaties but only successfully pissed down his leg. An amateur at best.

unlike some (apparently at least according to a post above) I am not here to strut for the providers of the board -  so I don't really care if I go on someone's DNS list - they are most probably not in a category that I would pursue anyway :p

I am constantly browsing from a list of few dozen providers any given day. I can't possibly see them all. Some wouldn't like me after reading  something I said while some don't care.  Most dont know my handle so it doesn't really matter.