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Blowing Chunks 554 reads
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It's exactly 0.9 inche

BigPapasan2143 reads

How do guys know whether they have big dicks or small dicks?  I don't know about anyone else, but I don't see other guys' erections.  The only place I see erections is in porn and very few guys can measure up to porn stars.

Women are better judges of who's big and who's not.  But if you ask a provider, she'll tell you you're as big as John Holmes.  A civvie may not be qualified to answer as she may have only experienced 5 or 10 dicks in her life or she may have a pussy the size of the Batcave.

Your thoughts, if any?

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JohnyComeAlready643 reads

You have a big dick.

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BigPapasan647 reads

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OnlyLiveTwice644 reads

That's one way to find out, if you really need to know where you stand...

Don't forget to come back & tell us how you measured up ;-)

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RRO2610602 reads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJLotMnfF5w  :D

Posted By: BigPapasan
How do guys know whether they have big dicks or small dicks?  I don't know about anyone else, but I don't see other guys' erections.  The only place I see erections is in porn and very few guys can measure up to porn stars.

Women are better judges of who's big and who's not.  But if you ask a provider, she'll tell you you're as big as John Holmes.  A civvie may not be qualified to answer as she may have only experienced 5 or 10 dicks in her life or she may have a pussy the size of the Batcave.

Your thoughts, if any?  

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inicky46528 reads

And now, a word about the size of my dick.  It's huge.  How do I know this?  All the girls tell me.  I have also figured out a measuring formula to compare it to the porn star cocks on screen.  And, yes, it proves that my dick is as big as a baby's arm.
You're welcome.

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Dr Who revived557 reads

Go and get a 120" HDTV screen and see how it measures up  LOL

Glad the girls have a sense of humor  ;)

Posted By: inicky46
And now, a word about the size of my dick.  It's huge.  How do I know this?  All the girls tell me.  I have also figured out a measuring formula to compare it to the porn star cocks on screen.  And, yes, it proves that my dick is as big as a baby's arm.  
 You're welcome.

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inicky46450 reads

It compensates for my 13" computer screen and renders a completely accurate comparison.  Besides, there are many, many renowned women who can attest to my mammoth girth.

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Dr Who revived511 reads

And the legend continues!

Can't you splurge for a bigger monitor?  I've seen some smart phones with screens that big.

Posted By: inicky46
It compensates for my 13" computer screen and renders a completely accurate comparison.  Besides, there are many, many renowned women who can attest to my mammoth girth.

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inicky46515 reads

And please don't say "that name" two more times or she'll come back like "Beetlejuice."  Oh, who am I kidding.  She'll be back, and soon.  She's just recuperating from a several day sojourn with a wealthy gentleman in some exotic locale.  Hunts Point, I believe.

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Duplicitouslust478 reads

Dear Dr.:
Does Taylor prefer beef or pork Sausages?  That is a very important question to ask your favorite escort.

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Blowing Chunks555 reads

It's exactly 0.9 inche

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perfectstorm473 reads

really badly. There was not much traffic and no other pedestrians so we decided to just piss over the side of the bridge. When we pulled our dicks out and dropped them over the railing he said, "Damn, that water is cold!" I said, "Yeah it sure is! And deep too!"


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inicky46446 reads

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mrfisher444 reads

That, and the urinals at public restrooms.

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badger50536 reads

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anonymousfun472 reads

Watching too much porn and seeing dick’s shot with magnifying lenses make one think every men has huge dicks. Followed by some porn actress saying “IT IS BIG” and starts slurping.

Damn good question though. Often wondered my self.

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russbbj621 reads

But, it satisfies me just fine. Yeah the porn guys have big donkey dicks, but as I've noticed, women porn stars that can deep throat can't deep throat these behemoths. I for one like to be deepthroated and so I'm happy I'm not that big.  

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lordchesterfield555 reads

and you'll see a website that will give you the averages for different countries in both length and girth....This should solve every ones problems.  As an example, in the Congo 7.1 inches long....the USA 5"  . Move to the Congo!

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