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Gents how many of your ATFs or ladies have prepared a meal for you (and it was edible)?  

Ladies (Julia Jones you don't count because I know you can cook you sexy thing you) how many of you have successfully made a meal for your friends & how did the experience go?  

And yes I am making an Asian dish for those curious?  

Pussy lo mein. Yum!

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In fact, I'm planning to roast a turkey this weekend as Casa Fisher.  My lasagna is legendary in some quarters too.

But as far as having a gal prepare a whole meal, that is kind of rate.

I did know a K gal for many years and on a few occasions she cooked up a huge Korean banquet for me.  That was certainly the most cooking ever done.

Then there Angelexotic who is always cooking up something healthy and sharing it with her guests.

Miki the MILF (May she rest in peace.) would always put out a huge spread of noshes for me when I came to visit her.

Other gals put out some fruits and cheeses on occasion which is nice.

And then a few gals have made me a breakfast when I stayed over at their places.

It's always a wonderful offering, but alas, rare.

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My ATF came over and made a giant batch in my Le Creuset pot, which I had never used before.

It was one of the best I've ever eaten.

I barely ate a bowl before we moved to the bedroom, the roof, and then the bedroom again. Lol.

But I did pay afterward. I love spicy food but my stomach usually rebels.

Kudos for cooking!

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but it's key to find a hotel that makes good food and has a nice suite. :)

I give it the old college try! lol.

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AnotherDonJohn 1452 reads
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Don't offend her by asking how much it'll cost you... just book a longer date. Or give her a gift.  

Geez, sometimes, it really is like IRL.

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Folks might think you are really serving cat. :D


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My ATF regular/friend his wife does not cook for him, so I will make him a plate to go as well & he can enjoy at home.  I love to cook & bake.  Now, dishes & laundry are a totally different story lol smile 4 me!

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Posted By: missariarocchi
Gents how many of your ATFs or ladies have prepared a meal for you (and it was edible)?  
   
 Ladies (Julia Jones you don't count because I know you can cook you sexy thing you) how many of you have successfully made a meal for your friends & how did the experience go?  
   
 And yes I am making an Asian dish for those curious?  
   
 Pussy lo mein. Yum!

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I used to be very fortunate. I had a provider who would prepare very simple but incredibly delicious dishes for me two or three times a year. She loved to cook, and came up with certain dishes that she could whip up in the kitchen at her incall location. She'd get me to schedule an evening appointment, and then head for the kitchen and show me every step of these magical culinary creations. She had great fun, and I actually learned a bit about cooking. I don't remember pussy lo mein, but a feral cat that hung around the apartment building mysteriously disappeared. So...

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You put that pusyy on him right he won't think nothing about a well cooked fuck fest...trust me on that.

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He has everything here and I have full reign of the kitchen.

& yes he knows I'm trolling ter while his food digests

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Don't count on the myth that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

The QUICKEST way to a man's heart is between the second and third rib.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 1669 reads
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The scene from Riddick comes to mind. Something about an aorta?

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.an effort well "above and beyond" that of the norm. I am very impressed with your efforts
BTW..........I love gravy lol

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 1186 reads
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I enjoy cooking. I actually enjoy doing a lot of things as long as I do them on my terms and am not pressured into it

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"We no see you cat. Please stop ask."

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can cook (nothing sexier than a man who can stir it up in the kitchen) or we're going out. Simple ;)

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Posted By: missariarocchi
Gents how many of your ATFs or ladies have prepared a meal for you (and it was edible)?  
   
 Ladies (Julia Jones you don't count because I know you can cook you sexy thing you) how many of you have successfully made a meal for your friends & how did the experience go?  
   
 And yes I am making an Asian dish for those curious?  
   
 Pussy lo mein. Yum!
 
Let me know if you want to add Sum Ol Guy to your dinner selection!
LR and I had talked some serious cooking throwdown, but alas....
I would serious consider Ms. Jones' culinary treats, but that's not quite in the geographic cards for me.  

Right now the answer is zero for me.  Besides, I'd need to find someone equal to my skills.

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it was lunch time & we were hungry...  heated up some shaved beef she had & made a salad...  led to me bringing lunch fixings.  We did tuna salad over lettuce, chef's salad, store rotisserie chicken for a chicken salad.  Yes, I always bought more than we needed & she kept what we didn't use.  She once said she ate for 2 days on the left overs.  We always did the prep first, put it in her fridge, had play time, lunch & said our goodbyes.   Because of distances it was an all day expedition...

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Answer: when you're paying someone back and you don't want to give cash...i 've stated I'm against random gifts for no reason.  

I don't care. Pay for her groceries. Just don't ask her: um, how much is the donation for cooking?

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 1196 reads
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wild game restaurant and need a chef. Can you broil a bear steak and cook rattlesnake? Need a chef...

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You should seriously check out joining a cooking class or two.  Some hot babes are there...maybe get to know one or two of them.

If that doesn't work for you...check out the topless maids on your local malls.  Many will be thrilled to cook up a nice meal for you...and for the right "urging" they'll also give you a BBBJCIM.  If that's not enough...for an extra tip they'll do a FS with you.

Just don't tell the hookers that you're seeing the maid gals...the maid gals only run 50-100/hr.  But they aren't prostitutes....they'll swear that up and down.  LOL

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For all the reasons that this gal babbles  LOL

Must be an ancient Chinese myth?

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Am I gonna have to come to DC, strap you down and cook for you

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Bear is easy. Just got a 500 pounder during the season.  

I'm well stocked.

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And they are sometimes spicy like this.  No MSG however  ;)

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Do you really supervise people?

Plenty more where that link came from as well.
Posted By: RodTidweLL
But it feels like an episode of Seinfeld.

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like'm tiny, cute and spicy...didn't know about the 'cultural' thing with you tho. She's cute but not really my type. She's gotta have a bit of an 'edge' to her ;)

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you get to call the menu. But we have to hunt together. Had me some fun huntin' in NC a few times. Got family in Asheville and traveled to Charlotte every week for a few years (actually, Monroe).

Please tell me you have a sexy Carolina drawl when you speak... need a good fantasy. ;-)

MasterZen 34 Reviews 1586 reads
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she was good for at least two cups...

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I can watch ;) No need to twist my arm either lol. Do I get to request the 'garment' of choice while observing the cooking? It is all in the movement afterall to determine what happens next. I'm not a guarantee ya know. Geezk.

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What happens when the "team" needs to have the toilet paper changed...is there a meeting to discuss options?

Also...instead of waiting for something "negative" to happen I find that being in the forefront avoids many of those missteps.

But then I've had years of experience as well...hopefully those negatives won't let management realize that you're not equipped to lead.  

If I don't deliver to my clientele...I don't get paid for losing.  As well, that type of negative flow tends to travel quickly to others in the business world.  Kind of like how the back channel here will out a hooker for not really delivering.  
Posted By: RodTidweLL
If something negative happens, instead of fretting I learn and move on. Yes I have a whole team of people that work for me. This maid service is intriguing to me.

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My menu that was once on my site generally included Lobster with Risotto, Filet Mignon with baked potato, Crawfish and Corn Bisque, Crab Claws with butter and garlic, Lobster, Shrimp, and Crawfish Pasta with an Alfredo/Quatro sauce served over a stuffed crab, Foie Gras with Apricot and Pineapple, Choice of Blackened Fish with mashed potatoes and a real bisquit ha ha, Chicken and Sausage Gumbo and Potato Salad... all meals started with Brie and Bread, Red or White Wine, Salad with real bacon, Walnuts, Goat Cheese, Croutons, and of course Italian Bread with Olive Oil.  Dessert was usually Key Lime Pie, Cheesecake or whatever the hell they asked for. I did more cooking than fkin lol.  

 


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But she claims to be full after the first one.

And since it's only a 2 hour session...she's always hungry later, after she's left  ;)

And that's OK...as she is fun to take out OTC for some nice latkes and apple sauce.  She's into that sort of stuff.  And that stuff will fill you up too...and you're not hungry in an hour.

Ya think that TS will do the dinner OTC for you?  I would insist on it...but that's just me.  Don't pay for some gal to just watch you cook, and her eat.

If you want come to ChiTown and I'll get some of my gal pals to show you a good time...OTC of course.  Do you have a preference?
Posted By: MasterZen
she was good for at least two cups...

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Fkin right! For like 75 bucks they ship you 3 dozen, and all the fixings to cook for your friends or yourself lol. Gosh, I miss New Orleans!

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No home cooked meal for me  :(

But I did get the sausage and peppers...they were good too  ;

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Who knows what the future holds.

Posted By: HooktardGold
Ah... memories he he he.

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dinner OTC with him...he's 'earned' it. Maybe he's already had some ;) Perhaps he doesn't need to come to Chitown for the OTC...or better yet, maybe he'll come with me when I come out in the spring. Let's top that, maybe it'll just happen to be when Tobi's visiting ;) We can have our lil get together then...but you're not invited my friend. There's only room for tres (shhh I think he really likes her) But waait...if Panthera's around, maybe he'd be invited....well then we'd have to invite Court...oh boy, this is getting complicated LOL hahahahahaha

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Probably a Special Ops thing, right?

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sound like you really miss each other. How adorable.............;) Time for a reunion perhaps?

OMFG hahahahahaha "Love is ........... "

Ahhhh memories...I bet Nick loves this song, I can picture him jammin to it with his ticas and in pants just like that, even GAG too...just picture the two hahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't ya in good ol' CR....

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MasterZen 34 Reviews 1621 reads
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plus Court? That's a "Hell Yes"! And way more than I can handle, possibly... but I'm game to try!

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And earn it..that's how you equate doing OTC?  That's a shame...the gals that I like to spend that time with do so for other reasons apparently.  Lord knows I haven't earned any of it  LOL

But if MZ comes to town I'm sure that I could recommend some gals that he'd find quite interesting.  Not that you're not...but I'd leave that decision up to MZ...after all it's his dime.

And if you ask real nicely perhaps I could see if the gang would want you to hang as well.  Who knows!  Perhaps over time you'll begin to understand how many of these "relationships" tend to work.  Or not  LOL
Posted By: TaylorSteele
dinner OTC with him...he's 'earned' it. Maybe he's already had some ;) Perhaps he doesn't need to come to Chitown for the OTC...or better yet, maybe he'll come with me when I come out in the spring. Let's top that, maybe it'll just happen to be when Tobi's visiting ;) We can have our lil get together then...but you're not invited my friend. There's only room for tres (shhh I think he really likes her) But waait...if Panthera's around, maybe he'd be invited....well then we'd have to invite Court...oh boy, this is getting complicated LOL hahahahahaha

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I put in an order. let you know how it goes next week.

If the snowstorm doesn't crimp my planning.

Maybe a visit to NO is in order. I will have to hit you up for dining advice again.

It's been a while since I've had a proper dining trip.

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decide, not you. LOL And I don't think 'dumb' is the appropriate word there silly.

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can hahahahahahahahahahha. That's a knee slapper I tell ya. Someday lady............don't ya think Nick may look like him actually in his 'younger' stud years? where's Devin? I need her to confirm this.

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And right in front of MZ as well....have you no shame woman?

I do think you need to get over the Nick thing...he's busy with kids over half your age (he just seems to like that young stuff...what can I say).  Or so I hear  LOL

Send him a PM and ask if he's found Ms. RayBan yet.  He may not answer right away...but I trust he will eventually.
Posted By: TaylorSteele
sound like you really miss each other. How adorable.............;) Time for a reunion perhaps?  
   
 OMFG hahahahahaha "Love is ........... "  
   
 Ahhhh memories...I bet Nick loves this song, I can picture him jammin to it with his ticas and in pants just like that, even GAG too...just picture the two hahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't ya in good ol' CR....  

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I thought it was OTC CPA...aren't you 'taking care' of him? I thought that was the whole point. And yes, I get the 'relationship' work thing, I do. But, 'my' way. ;)

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GAG and CPA in the background as young studs themselves....look at the video again around the 42 second mark hahahahahahhahahaha. You guys coulda smiled being in a video ya know, geezk.

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But I will most certainly show MZ a great time here with some of the most gorgeous gals in the world.

All depends on what his interests are...hence his "dime".  You're old enough to know that expression.

And of course you do things your way...just as I do mine my way.
Posted By: TaylorSteele
I thought it was OTC CPA...aren't you 'taking care' of him? I thought that was the whole point. And yes, I get the 'relationship' work thing, I do. But, 'my' way. ;)

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I bet the 'bulge' in those 70's TIGHT pants was huge on Nick....with his big apparatus. Where the hell is Devin LMAO

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And quite popular I hear  LOL

I wasn't giving my approval or disapproval.  Simply pointing out that you may indeed be way over your head as a manager.  Or perhaps you're not a manager and just abstract from online information how a manager might be?

As you have commented in the past...communication is key in management.  I am failing to see that skill from you on the boards.
Posted By: RodTidweLL
Having trouble finding someone to argue with? Not me you can say what you want I'm fine with myself. I figured out how to be genuinely happy with myself, I don't need your approval.

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'kept' man by any means (trust me). You seem to have taken a liking to him CPA, hmmm, I wonder why that is. 'The most gorgeous gals in the world' live in Chicago? Damn, guess I'm missing out too then...that is quite a statement. You must not get out much...I suggest travelling a lil before you get too old. You look cute in the video tho ;)

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don't you see a 'pattern' here my friend? I just have this very clear vision of my Nicky in my head that I'm very content with. But I can never ever meet him because it will be crushed, I know it. There's no way I am spot on with what 'I' think he looks or acts like.......now that would be just weird. And that would ruin all the fun. It's best for him to just stay in my lil mind isn't it? I know you get my vision there Bobby ;)

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Unless there's a specific personal reason to go somewhere.

And since you're not familiar with the gals that reside here..let alone the ones who don't advertise..I doubt you can comment on the validity of my comment.

But beauty is indeed in the eyes of the beholder.

Glad you liked the video...but I don't have any videos, unlike my pal Robbin.  Perhaps you are searching for an old episode of Full House?
Posted By: TaylorSteele
'kept' man by any means (trust me). You seem to have taken a liking to him CPA, hmmm, I wonder why that is. 'The most gorgeous gals in the world' live in Chicago? Damn, guess I'm missing out too then...that is quite a statement. You must not get out much...I suggest travelling a lil before you get too old. You look cute in the video tho ;)

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incall dinner date.  Suite hotels have a small kitchen that works well.  Her culinary talents are almost equal to her skills between the sheets.

We have done this several times.  Each time the meal is a lighter meal so as not to hamper the dessert time.

I sometimes help with the meal prep while we tease each other during our time in the kitchen.  

Several other ladies have offered to cook meals for me.  I plan on checking their culinary skills as time allows.

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you're missing out...travelling is where it's at my friend. Too much to see in this world. I've seen a lot and need to taste a whole lot more to fill this chica up even more. I absolutely love hopping on a plane to anywhere...I'm one of those crazy people ;) Love it Love it Love it. There are those who travel and those who do not.  

Beauty is indeed in the eyes of the beholder that's for sure. I do have a sneaky suspicion that your 'idea' of beauty is very very different than mine.

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I guess that might work in some realms...but not here for the most part.  However if you pay attention some guys are passive aggressive and do it well.

If the best reply to my question was to use ad hominem as your defense...then my observation of your inter-personal skills is spot on.

I'll stick with you not being a manager...but a manager wannabe.  
Posted By: RodTidweLL
That's how I'm able to run a team. This place makes me think my high-school teachers weren't paid nearly enough to deal with all the immature nonsense. The funny thing is just a few years ago I was in college dealing with guys acting like this. If you're anything over 25 than you're a pretty immature adult, we've chatted I'm less than half your age and you want to come at me? Weird?  What is it you're trying to prove? To yourself? Others? Ill have no more of this game. Find a happy place.

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That is very impressive that your teenage girlfriend cooked for you.

 Possum chili sounds interesting

MasterZen 34 Reviews 1576 reads
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in the immortal words of Bill and Ted:

Be Excellent To Each Other!

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they call everyone Mangina!!!   :-D

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it was very tasty and highly memorable in a good way.

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he's good with me...I just don't 'dig' his method of tactics 100% of the time ;

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get out of my way and let me find something to eat. when I am hungry I not only spazz out but I need to eat immediately I'm not one of those people that can wait if I am dying of hunger all sudden.  
I'll know all my clients end up staying in chatting with me a little while after their appointments so rightfully so I may stay and chat with someone but I will go about my life and what I was going to do anyway after they leave if they choose to stick around to be in my way.
so 9 out of 10 times they may see me starting to eat something had they just left after the appointment like they should have maybe they wouldn't have had to but most of the time they end up lingering around here and I really don't care because I can't have people in and out of here anyway.
it doesn't look good for me when there are guys coming in and out and only staying for an hour so I guess I don't care when they stick around and are in my way and talk
but however I have things to do like eat.
so nine out of 10 times when my guests are here they may catch me cooking something on the foreman and I'm even offer them if they want some.
I have cooked some pretty good stuff.
I love cooking I could honestly stay in the kitchen for 12 plus hours cooking and baking.
I am like Martha Stewart gone wrong.

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"Filipinos are a warm, gentle, caring, giving people, which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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I'd much rather have a meal prepared by you than Martha any day.

You're such a good cook you've spoiled your little silky and he won't eat anything I bring over for him now.

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that absolutely rocks the house.
oh and you have to put the sazon in  the water when making the rice
Latin food does absolutely rock the hous

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She came to my apt with all the ingredients and whipped it up. Now even a white guy of Sicilian/Russian Jewish stock like me can make a great rice and beans. I add sweet Italian sausage with fennel. Problem is I cant get recao in my neighborhood. Have to go into Manhattan for that. She also invited me over once for pernil. To fucking die for! Can't replicate that though.

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.. go to Arthur Ave in the Bronx. Randazzo and Cosenza fish markets.  Equally good. A dozen clams on the half shell for $10. You have to stand on the sidewalk when you eat them but that is part of the charm. They have oysters too but I never had them, being a clam man

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Very NY mix. Many Italian/Jewish marriages here. Goes both ways too. Mother Italian, Father Jewish(as in my case) and visa  versa. I like to be specific so I say Sicilian rather than Italian because that is what my maternal grandparents and everyone else on that side were. I am not Jewish. Wasn't raised as one. Not Christian either - athiest! But hey, I am a hell of a good cook. Thanks to Mom.

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he dutch oven is my fave. I have a small one when cooking for me and a big one when cooking for company. My thing is braising.

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