OK, so I'm behind the times - what's a "porch monkey"?

I'm not visiting Pakistan.

Every word that has been banned from use in texts sent in Pakistan.  Honestly, I'm not sure if it belongs here, P&R or Erotic Humor.

It is theocracy worse than Iran, if one can imagine that.

it's not a theocracy, except in the tribal areas.  Anyway, af, you are not required to give a fuck.  I thought it was funny, but you seem to be permanently pissed off at the world.  Sorry about that.

With you is not angry at the world. Second, I read it while ago and Paki change it tomorrow

There are lots of people who disagree with me who don't seem especially angry.  In your case, almost all of your posts (few of which I respond to) seem angry.  You come across as a curmudgeon and not an especially happy guy.  Do you even realize that?  I wonder.  I offer the following not as a flame against you, but an attempt to make you laugh.  I hope it works.