All women are whores. Assume it and you'll rarely be wrong. Its much more honest in the hobbying world, because people are open about what they are doing and no one's feelings get hurt.

Situations are often written about, but however doubtful, it is doubtful that it will not be written about because they entice interest and are downright intriguing—most likely because they do not make sense to commitment or order, but appeal to carnal pleasure and escapism, and the excitement of not getting caught. For instance, take this observation I read in a book from a then famous chef that once had his own TV series, and prior to that wrote a best seller about his life in the culinary business. One weekday he describes a large wedding party arriving at the restaurant after the wedding reception; mostly all of them are high on some substance. Currently in his life, he is a line order cook and notices that the bride pops in the kitchen looking for hash, then leaves. She later appears and is talking with the chef, to which the cook observes a big grin on his face, The chef then tells the line order cook to watch his station, which is a dream come true for him to be in a chef’s shoes, even if for short while. But curiosity gets the best of him, and soon along with other workers at the restaurant they pear through a window of the dingy fenced off area behind the place. They see the chef’s apron up resting on the bride’s back, and the brides dress pulled up over her hips, as she is bent over a garbage container. The chef is ferociously banging her from behind, and the young bride is groaning in ecstasy.
And the twist, is that the wedding party is happily dining on their food, unbeknownst to them “a few yards away” the young bride is getting “an impromptu send-off from a total stranger.”