Talking about men coming down with exploding joint disease.   (mercury poisoning)

Last night while feeding my dogs I heard that statement on the evening news and thought, excuse me?
Apparently the men were working on a culvert and the trench collapsed on them which is horrible, but please forgive me when I heard they were injured laying pipe I had images of these two guys with broken penises laying in the middle of the road!
Sometimes the headlines are just comical in how they sound even though the situation may be entirely awful.
XoXo,
Savanah

I remember walking around DC in a daze like everyone else on 911 and I happened to look at the headline (printed the night before) for the Washington times that day. It said "Pentagon to reduce staff by 15 %" Talk about your black humor!

Recalls the old joke of the Italian guy marveling about the prowess of a provider in the headlines, cause she killed two men with her services alone.

3 MED DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE.

(Pronounced Pippilini, get it?)

These really are two towns in Central Illinois, and this was the headline.

Oblong man to marry Normal woman.

You do not have to spend a lot of time hanging out here to picture that as a challenge in pipe-fitting.

Zig