Many guys like to add in "I'm looking for a new regular" when they're trying to book, it usually comes in after they mention wanting a discount, or hoping that you'll fit him into your schedule if you already said you're booked, or that you'll give him a half hour if you don't offer them, or with an strange outfit request, or just generally when they want something they know they can't easily get. For your own good, stop doing it. Its a clear sign of a timewaster and dangling "if you do me good I'll give you more" in front of us doesn't make us more motivated, it makes us not even want to have any session with you ever, because you sound like an entitled douche.  

Some guys never stop to consider that some ladies are lesbians and not really bi.

But it would be ridiculous for me to make a provider think she'll be my "regular" before it happens.

I just thought there should be one thread where the most completely random comment wasn't from you.

As a negotiation tactic it is a weak sauce.  Immediate rewards for "future considerations" but without a backing contract.  Yeah, that'll sell.

What are you a vegetable from India who studied horticulture?

How many guys project the image that talking to a working girl is the same as talking to a girl on the outside?

If I end up in a Winnebago with the strumpet, there'll be kumquat all over.

or you're looking for regulars.  

not all ladies can Kumquat despite the rumors ...

If you're looking for a word to describe EuroTool, the answer is clearly Rutabaga.

He drew a subtle line between New Delhi and delicatessen. I've seen him fall out of character several times.

A guy so full of shit can’t possibly be regular.

It's not random.

Not once have I ever asked for a discount. Not once have I ever asked someone to fit me in (not a good place to do that). Not once have I ever asked a lady something different than her ad states. The only outfit I request, is that the lady wear the one she loves best. Not once have I ever asked for bbfs. Plus, I've never been late. Never early. Always with the correct $$$. I'm clean, clean shaven, with minty breath every time. I come in your room upbeat, complimentary, with a smile on my face. I do not feel entitled. I feel honored, and privileged. I'm sorry you have to deal with knuckleheads, and screwballs, but I'm one of the good guys. So if I ask you for a first date, I just might tell you what I'm looking for in my intro. Rather than saying 'regular', the words I might use are 'go to girl', if that's what I'm looking for. A lady I'd seen over 100 times recently retired. She was my go to girl, so I am now actively looking for another.  

Yeah! But just not over ripe.

I agree , I would never tell an agency I will be a regular before the visit. However after I seen a couple providers from same agency I would. I did make one a regular like 10 visits or more and she did become my ATF and still is today.  Good chemistry and no need to mess it up. I would like to hear more providers say ' would you like to see me again sometime'  some do but it seems less n less. Always seems classy and friendly when I do hear it

in a sentence?

When I got them home they told me they were EuroTool's brothers.

If the guy just mentions that he's looking for a regular or a "go to girl" (trust me you're not the first to use that wording) and he doesn't say much else thats a red flag, then i don't think too much about it. When he later starts asking for things off menu, or ignores my no vulgarity rule and tries to use the "regular" comment as an excuse to go into detail about exactly what he'd like during a session? onwards i go.

British if I start my morning with tea and strumpets.

to do with $$$. If he wants to partake regularly then he should never need to question $$$ on any future occasions. And, if he does question with vulgarity then he is not worth accepting as a regular. Too much of a hassle, drama, and unsafe.

But I've noticed when it comes with a request for special treatment before meeting, it's definitely potential for trying to get us to jump through hoops and do cartwheels for them.  

for one half hour at discounted rate. You must be willing to wear a dolphin suit and flippers. If you do me good I'll give you more. Eagerly waiting for your response.

It was rutabaga fart in front of Aunt Bea.

The over ripe. No bueno.

No, Zach Mayonnaise, I've actually written 106 reviews. 102 of them were written on a site that got shut down by the federales. Inside info had many of most prolific posters, and review writers quite frightened. Many of us went utr, and stopped altogether. I started coming out of my review writing hiatus recently. I've got 3 on one of my local sites, and one here. I'm trying to figure out the review writing process here. It's quite confusing. TER admin made me write my review 3 times before they accepted it. So technically, I've written 3 on TER. As I see more TER ladies, more reviews will follow.

As an added benefit, you can refute your critics who claim that you are uncultured.

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If you wait 15 years the current market will come to you.  Seems like about $100/hr drop for every five years.  It's the opposite of wine, steaks and cheese, which ironically, is rarely as tasty as good pussy.

If not, you should send it to him.

Nothing is as tasty as GOOD pussy. Okay, maybe if you're drinking a fine Irish whiskey from a good pussy. Hmmmm. I'll need to try that some day.

And after 10 sessions I expect a freebie, just like Redbox.

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a regular by announcing it.  You become one by living it.  The service on the first appointment is pretty much the same from provider to provider, so her playfulness and demeanor is what will keep me coming back.  Each successive session is a job interview for another session.  When you stop getting her best effort, she is taking for granted that you are "hooked" and will always be there, so its time to move on.  For me, this might be after two visits, or a hundred, its up to her to keep me interested.  

You actually had me thinking for a moment Fancy was back with us. Well played!

The promise of more visits is not going to motivate her."  

I had over 250 reviews on another site that closed down (not busted), so when I moved here, it took about ten to figure out how to get it right for the TER gods on the first try.  Keep plugging.  

I am finding this out more and more. My job as a client is to pay and respect her wishes and parameters, her job as provider whether it is 10 or a 1010 is to keep my interest up.

I prefer you placing your little kumquat on my face ,  
at your place,
even if it is in a winnebago,
because this Dago loves how, you, you little strumpet,
are able to deepthroat my man sized trumpet.