You're not preoccupied..yet you have mentioned my lack of work in almost every post.  I have never complained about no business and my guys are awesome...don't know what you have been reading there my rotund friend.

If I wasn't sure I think you have a crush on me...all 250 pounds of me. You know you do...you want some of this right here...*wink*. I mean some positions might be a tad difficult what with our weight and all but we will make do.

I am actually a great top, grab your ample hips and bang  away till you squeal like a little piggy.  And I can do you in front of a mirror so you can see my tits flop back and forth and I can watch yours do the same. Sounds like fun huh?