I see it a lot now but apparently I’ve never given notice to it. Curious who knows the earliest use of the term. The best I could find was from a DC board post 7 years ago.

.... Fornication Consultant.

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Except that most of us don't really consult with them about fornication -- we just fornicate.  Perhaps something like "fornicatician" would be more apt?

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the word "Heaux" is incorrect unless you intend to be using the plural form.  It is based on the French word for water, "Eau." Thus the correct singular form would be "Heau."
You're Welcome.

where the x stands for X-rated.

Oh, Jake, you are a French Gem.  

Nobody but the fringe element will be interested now, but as it says in the Bible:   Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a punster to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Your observations are shear pain inducing. They seam to be a patchwork quilt of randomness. I wish you would alter them or take them in completely.  A few of them, barely a thimble full, did have me in stitches.
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Darn it! I think I'll end this so I can go spin some of my long-winded yarns on other topics.

In the end, aren’t they all?