A provider who let's me stick around another 30 min is a keeper.
A provider who let's me stick around another 3 hours to 30 hours is a friend in real life.
A girl who sticks around for 3 weeks to 3 years is a girl friend.
Cheer up dude.
You are responsible for your happiness. Normally I have things to do so, I am not hanging around 3 minutes an if I have longer time then, I book a longer appointment and fuck.No wonder people are nominating you for that trophy the four horsemen are always talking about. Who are the four horsemen anyway?
I haven't been on a horse for years, but I do try to mount a whore at least a few times every week. lol
as for humor, annoyingfungus appears to have simply been born without a sense of humor. Besides being a lead candidate for SPOTY, he is a lock for "Grumpiest" poster as well. I honestly can't remember him ever having been in a good mood. The only upside to his being here is that it gives the rest of us someone to laugh at, but unfortunately not someone to laugh "with"
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