When I'm not living my life of quiet deperation, I occassionally write, mostly for my own amusement.

I'm somewhat arrested developmentally, and I've never outgrown my boyhood interest in science fiction.  One story i've failed to complete  deals with the classic [OK to substitute tired, trite, hackneyed, exhausted, etc..] subject of mind transference.

So, to put the question to you:

If you could switch mind and body for 24 hours, which hobbyist would you like to be?  Which provider would you like to be?

I think I'd like to be mrfisher, as he seems funny and witty as hell, and never at a loss on any topic.

I think i'd like to be kittyasia, interested in visiting China, and this lets me save on the airfare.

This one could be touchy, so please, please, please play nice.

I'd like to be Me........ knowing what I know now......... 30 years younger!!!

and saving on airfare .

I will "think" a little longer on who I would like to be ... but that may be something some of us wish not to reveal  on live boards ...
I know some folks I sure am glad I am "not" like .
I hope one day I get to make a movie with BellaDonna  Gosh she has a nice A$$ and a devious mind ...woohooo

How bad have things gotten recently?

Last weeks a few Nigerians, totally unbidden, and quite unexpectedly, appeared at my doorstep.

After a lengthly and hard to understand semi-conversation, I was able to make out that they were a ring of professional identity thieves and that they had recently misappropriated my identity.

But then they found out how bad things really were for me.  So they hurried over to return it, and to bid me, and my many probs, farewell forever [LOL].

that was I.

And now you know the rest of the story.  8o)

but I'd want to be Oldest Fat Fart just for his ability to come up with some of the damn finest pics known to man (Did I hear an "AMEN!" from those of us in the Reviewer's Board?)!

As for which provider I'd be?  Hmmm, that's kinda tough.  Gabriella Wild has some of the nicest big titties that any man could ever get to play with.  So, I'll go with her since we all know that's exactly what any man would do if magically transferred into a woman's body.  Of course, I'd never make it out of the house (Hey, at least I'm honest about it).  AND, any woman transferred into a man's body is going to stay home and jack-off like a 13-yr old boy who just discovered the motherlode stash of Playboy & Penthouse magazines in his father's basement.  Deny it and you're LYING!!!

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And which provider would I like to be?  How about the one who doesn't have to suck a dick?