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vantheman666 11 Reviews 2037 reads
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So I had called a random provider who I had never seen before on the spur of the moment.  She texted that she was on her way, so I hopped in the shower.  I heard some loud pounding and thumping, and my dog flipped the fuck out.  Was she here already?  I got out of the shower and went to check the door.  No one there.  Then, going past the kitchen window, I looked out, and the house across the street was surrounded by cops and sheriff's deputies, who were pounding on the doors and looking in the windows.  Oh, shit!  I'm gonna get busted!  She's going to get here and think it's a sting!  She's gonna blacklist me!

So I called and texted her, telling her to meet me at a local grocery store.  Then the cops left.  So I told her to disregard my panicked texts.  She got there, we did our thing, we had a good time.

Then she was ready to leave, and we looked out the window, and the cops and sheriff's deputies were back.  After a minute of hesitation, she kissed me goodbye, and walked to her car in full view of the cops, trying way to hard to act natural.

The worst part was, I didn't even have a beer in the fridge to calm my nerves.

coeur-de-lion274 reads

this awhile has a "close call" story.   My own takeaway is that you have my sympathies for the choices of providers you have in Minnesota.  I realize you were TOFTT with a new girl, but your review shows a lack of acceptable service on the part of the provider IMO.  

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GaGambler222 reads

by his own admission he has to save up several weeks to be able to afford even a "lower end" provider. It's tough to get quality at that price point. Personally if I were in Van's shoes, I'd get a second job, or a better first job, or heaven forbid, a girl friend. lol

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coeur-de-lion186 reads

GETTING a girl friend are two different things.  The latter requires a little game.  I can't tell yet if Van has what it takes in that department or not.  

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mrfisher244 reads

to have a few brewskis on hand in the fridge.

Even I have that, along with a few other bottles of potent potables, and I hardly even drink!

 
But it sounds like a typical day in Vantheman land.

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vantheman666180 reads

I've basically had the choice of doing that, or having money to go out and get a brewski at the local establishment, where I have the chance of meeting "barsluts" who will take care of me until my next professional playdate.  However, as I noted in my reply to GaG, my situation is starting to show some improvement.  Brewskis in the fridge and more frequent playdates are on the way.

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RiverStark183 reads

Are vans shoes even a thing anymore? I remember as a kid we wore them as skate and box shoes, but past that I haven't heard about them in at least a decade.

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vantheman666166 reads

That's how this TOFTT started.  A hot black chick got my phone number, and started blowing up my phone with texts.  Then she stood me up, 3 times in a row.  I was frustrated, and needing a black woman NOW.  So instead of waiting until I had 300, I took my 200 and took my chances.  On the bright side, there are 5 promotion opportunities at my work right now, so maybe my luck will change.  I think I can also start setting aside more money each week, as I've noticed that my current budget is leaving me with an extra $100 per month.  Either way, I think things may actually start improving for me a little.

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vantheman666147 reads

even at the lower end.  Out of state providers also enjoy visiting here...it's the whole "Minnesota nice" thing.  I do agree that this particular lady was a little subpar, but as I noted in another recent post, that's my biggest worry when TOFTT.  All the sting ads scream "bullshit" to me.

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vantheman666187 reads

No, I wasn't the least bit curious.  I prefer my cops at least 6 blocks away, and I exercise my right to remain silent if there's any in the vicinity.

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1256849223 reads

I was at a "lingerie modeling studio" in late 2000's  in a back room with a lady when 2 cops entered the establishment. I was scared as fuck. Nothing happened. Someone called in a girl fight in the parking lot. They saw things were calm and left.  

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Fridays117221 reads

A few yrs back..  Was a 2 call system. When I got to the parking lot there were 2 squad cars with lights.  Called up for the room # and walked past 4 cops escorting a guy out.  Nobody paid me any mind.  I asked the bellman, what happened? He said the guy was drunk and disorderly at the hotel bar.  Phew!  Went upstairs and had a great time

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