Providers, when you give a client a hand job and he squirts his cum out, are you thinking of anything particular at that moment?  When he is cumming, do you prefer to look into his eyes or watch him squirt?

I always ask that question as well...and the reply is always

"I wonder how the new fall lineup on ABC will be?"

Odd...but the truth nevertheless  

of course i give a gentle caress here and there, but a real deal handjob? not even close. men seem to prefer filling my throat or pussy instead.

regardless, when a man is cumming i usually become very excited...it's the most raw and primal moment of sex, imo, when i truly feel like i am doing my proper feminine duty. his sounds of passion and release, his frantic movements as he peaks, and of course the feel/look/taste of his cum will be the moments i reflect on most afterwards.

Hi,
Does Mindy tour these days??? :oP

Posted By: ChgoCPA

I always ask that question as well...and the reply is always

"I wonder how the new fall lineup on ABC will be?"

Odd...but the truth nevertheless  

so we can watch "The Bachelorette" together  

But then I guess the rest of me has to tag along!

go read a book or something. Maybe..."how to write for dummies." Just being helpful .
Nobody knows who you are, hiding behind your alias. Why don't you use your real handle so people can actually verify you have reviews. Until then, you are a NOBODY!!!

Go ask your neighbors if you can borrow some sugar and pour on yourself to atleast get some flavor, because your post are vapid much as your prosaic life.

Cheers, buddy.

Ps. "Without reviews, your post lack gravitas."

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Here's a little ditty I found for you.

That's much better idea than the gal had in a whorehouse with me about 20 years ago.  She shot me right in the eye with my own jizz.  She was very apologetic but I did not visit her again.

And this is the second time that line has been used on me!  The first time was with my ATF, a multi-orgasmic squirting machine.  I was eating her pussy (using my patented hummingbird technique, of course) when she screamed she was going to come.  Instead of pulling back to watch her squirt I stayed glued to her pussy and she shot a jet of girl-juice right into the back of my throat.  When I told her what she did, she started to laugh and said, "Now you know how it feels!"
I will say she is quite proficient at NQNS!

Julia, i'm truly flattered. *blush*

wouldn't call it lesbophobia, i'm just a boring hetero who adores men. but actually the only women i've ever truly gotten along with in life have all been lesbians, and of the "butch" variety. their more masculine viewpoint and approach to the world makes me feel right at home. and they do tend to be very protective. just last weekend i went out to a local bar with such a strong chica and she was constantly standing behind me and pulling down my (very) short skirt, then giving all the young male sailors in the place the evil eye if they dared to get close. it was loveable cock-blocking? lol

I love how a man swells in my hand when he orgasms.  I find that watching his cum spill over and between my fingers is very arousing . . . . Fantastic visual for my mental masturbatory library.

but always ready and anxious to tell us what providers think and how they feel!

Ask CCPA, he knows all about giving handjobs, apparently.

had the audacity to "report that post"...

Must be someone who has NO sense of humor.  Maybe they'll come forward?  Nope...they're chicken shits!

Just want to make sure that you know....I'm still before you and nick...and NO backdoor play for you guys.

Notice I left "asshole" out of this post

Use the "ignore" button

Even Mr. Wizard should be able to figure that out!!

I see you're trying to get into the Top posters territory.

Try posting something of value.

Maybe someone will actually pay attention to your drivel!

Again in case you missed it Mr. Wizard...IGNORE  button...just look around, you'll find it!

Youre kind of hard to ignore, the way you site on threads and hijack them, chasing any interesting discussion off with your knowitall tenor.

Even you can figure this out...most 4 year olds can click on a button.

Shall I point out again how this works?

And FWIW only 4 year olds would actually use the "ignore button".  The rest of the adults know how to read and bypass posts they don't wish to read.

Give it a shot there dannyboy...it sure does seem you have your panties in a wad this week.  Would you like me to see if I can get some of the old regime back to play with you again?  That was a barrel of fun.

Or would you just prefer to stick with me....try and keep up.  Or better yet...disappear again.

I tend to think more about NBC's upcoming lineup. What will that network look like without 30 Rock, Parks and Rec and Community?

you just can't be pleased.  i'm so confused by you, with my slow thinking and stunted social grace.  i promise to come back for more schooling and instruction soon.

He's also MIA

Shoot him a PM and let him know that it's OK to come out and play again.

Really!

Amazing to me that anyone would do that.

I thought the entry age here was 18+

Guess not!

insensitive oaf

I knew my pal liked you for a reason

Good news...the Olympics are coming on the peacock

Heaven forbid....he's not coming back from Tokyo?

Ever?

He's supposed to make a grand appearance in Chicago.  I've got the Mayor all psyched up for it...a ticker tape parade down the Mag Mile.

Care to take his place?

My providers need both hands:

One to hold my dick, the other to hold the magnifying glass they used to find it.

Ok, ok, I'm exaggerating. In reality it is one hand for the magnifying glass and two fingers for my dick.

Being on the smaller side leads to more opportunities to go Greek! Especially on those ladies who have been afraid to get hurt.

Me: "Hey baby, how about we try anal?"
Her: "Hell, no. I ain't sticking no big thing up my bum!"
Me: "Please? Let's give it a try".
Her: "No way. I don't put anything bigger than a finger up my ass!"

(I drop my pants)

Her: "Oh... okay! Let's do it".

I could get p Chicago and fill in.  Sounds awesome

I'm OUt aND nOT goInG BAck iN.  OINK,OINK

Mt Wizard explains how pussy works, to two young mongers.

What's wrong with leso's?
Well, i love em as long as they are Bi and not man haters.

you are such a perv!!..lol

Hi,

I make an appt!!! :oP

morning (it was there until you posted this morning). Anyway, until you use your real handle, I will ignore your plow to get my attention. Now let me address your frivolous claims.

1) I am fine with my sexuality...actually phenomenally happy with myself. If I had a problem with it I wouldn't use my actual handle, I would hide behind an alias--like some people we both know ha ha.

2) I am not a hypocrite (that's how it's spelt, not "hypocrit" as in your post). I use exclamation marks when necessary. For eg. "What the Hell!" I am showing emphasis and shouting. You use it erroneously: every chance you get, quiet laughable.

3) I don't judge people and/or situations: I use opinions. An opinion is different from "judging" and everyone is entitled to one.

4) Hey princess, I don't have to explain myself to you, but I do so you can feel better that I'm giving you a little attention (because obviously you seek mine, I'm in all your post--it's great ha ha).

Now, I hope those addresses all your prattle. However, I have a proposition for you buddy, "tough guy" ha ha.
Why don't you stop hiding behind your alias and use your handle? What are you scared of? You seem to have no problem talking shit, but only can do so with an alias. All your so called "bros" on the board actually uses their handle. Can't you??? I think people see that (including myself and most hobbyist/providers) as been a C-O-W-A-R-D-L-Y act: to be able to talk so much crap, only to be hidden behind an alias.

Until you actually show your handle with reviews, I will ignore you, "buddy!"

Cheers ha ha

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I miss read the OP. I though he was asking, "what are you thinking (Ladies ) right after he cums"
I'n my case, she would be thinking, "get off of me ya fat pig, i can't breath" "Oh, and take that little pecker with you"  

Ewww, give a pig a blow job? Ya ever seen their Dick??

My advice to u EG, save your breath ( or typing strokes ) Just a friendly warning! These guys will rip you to shreds. They've heard all the alias stuff a 1000 times. But if ya wanna add fuel to the fire, go for it!! Most likely, u would come out a loser, on the "War of words"

And you're actually right for once, going back and forth with you serves no purpose; I'm just wasting my time.

Since we've got that all covered (though it was entertaining).

Post on brother!

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