Guys, you know the drill.  Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other.  Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.  Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.  March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day".  Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him.  No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Pass this on to every woman in the world - Thanks in advance, ladies..

P.S. Extra brownie points for porn or sports on TV during B.J.