...ok I will make this as short as possible since it is a story...

Yesterday, (right before I posted about wanting to leave Vegas infact), a regular client of mine stopped in on his lunch, as he always does... He and I are kinda close (as friends) as I have seen him every week for about 3 months now, so I greet him at the door. Now I noticed, but apparently he didnt, a car parked in the lot a ways away that I have never seen before, with someone in it, (I look for strange things like LE watching, so Im on the prowl always), but I just made a mental log and paid it no real mind. We had our session, and he gets dressed so he can be on his way, and I peek out the window and Im seeing this same strange car, but now the passenger is outside of it; she is a small, older-looking, plump, philipino woman, in sweat pants and on old worn tee shirt and shes got an angry look on her face. This began to strike me as more than a little odd-- because as I mentioned, I know him pretty well, and I happened to recall him saying he was married to a hawaiin islander who was a housecleaner... so when he came out of my bathroom I asked him to look out the window and see if he knew that woman standing there. Sure enough, guess who, wifey had followed him here somehow (one of the reasons I hate incall), he of course freaked out, but I kinda have a backup plan for these sort of situations. The only thing is he had to be back to work soon he had a meeting coming up, so this plan had to be executed as soon as humanly possible! I have candles around my house, as well as healing massage oils,(I do healing massages as well), healing stones, incense, calm soothing music, and large blue material for the calming affect to lay on. Im going around putting thinsg out, I broke the incense stick it to make it look like it had already been burning; took out my stones laid them on the floor; laid out the fabric; got the oil out; and laid out other various paraphernalia I use. Man, if I didnt feel like Lucille Ball scrambling around my house trying to fix up my hair-brained scheme to get it to complete fruition! It was so funny....
So he nervously went outside (nearly shaking and very obvious) and I shook his hand this time... and told him come back and see me whenever he felt the need and then I told him to hold on (I improvised and put on a little extras to make it look more authentic) I went back inside and grabbed some of my homemade stress tea and handed it to him-- telling him he forgot his tea as loudly as I could while still sounding like regular convo. His wife then comes bombarding out of no where (it looked like she came from hiding in the bushes) and starts cursing him in tagalog (philipino language), and bopping him on the head with her purse!!! It was so hysterical because she was jumping up to do so she was so short, and she was hitting him pretty hard-- but I didnt want to laugh because I felt sorry for him at the same time! I began drawing on my old highschool play level acting skills and I pretended like I didnt know what was going on and I told her to calm down; you know, gave her the line about it wasnt what she thought, and so on. And she responded by calling me every name in the book except the ever-so appropriate "homewrecker", and nearly attacked me as well. I played shocked and tried to explain to her that I was a healing masseuse and I made teas and did chakra healing, and I invited her in to view the scene of the crime. She looked over my home very carefully and seemingly calmed down, but I still dont know if she bought it. She stormed out and walked away, leaving he and I behind. He left for work, frazzled no doubt, but way more calm than I figured he would be. It was then up to him to carry the torch of the story, and go home and further explain... I wonder how he did? I did coach him on what to say... but I havent heard what happened yet...

Moral of the story: please look for spouses car or suspicion in their behavior-- theres no telling when they are truly on the scent but do your best at all times to throw them off because as I said there is no telling... you think that would be a given-- but apparently its not for all.

This was friggin hilarous though-- Im sorry to laugh at his misfortune, but I mean it was really, really funny...

Dani-Banani

-- Modified on 9/18/2004 8:31:32 AM

Gotta give it to you Danielle, you did your best to cover his ass. Kudo's to your ingenuity, you ladies never cease to amaze me. You guys should be running the country.

My guess is the driver the of car that brought the wife was probably a private investigator.  He probably has a few pictures and a video of other times the hubby stopped at your place, especially if it's been once a week and a repeated pattern.

The other kicker is that if he has never told his wife about seeing a herbal/spiritual healer, she won't believe the story now no matter how well you acted out.

I like the plan, it is original.  I doubt many ladies have carefully thought about such encounters as you have.

Let's hope the wife and/or private investigator doesn't know of the existence of TER.  Otherwise all your hard work was in vain!

Yikes!  What a giveaway!

~A~

Unfortunately, his misfortune is also your misfortune right now, since an angry wife knows where you live.

Don't underestimate the fury of a woman scorned.

If she has been watching you, she may have figured out your occupation and that would be very troublesome. She could anonymously turn you in to LE, for example.

I know a few providers who got caught up in some nasty email or phone exchanges when the wife found out, but at least the wife didn't know their address to alert the police or slash tires, etc.  

Please be very careful until this blows over. Good luck to both you and your client.

...as I also mentioned in the same post I was referring to about wanting to leave vegas-- I just bought a condo! I will be leaving this spot soon (soon like 3 days), so even though I am worried about that, Im not as worried as I would be if this were still to be my permanent place.

Also, I have spoken with him, and we've at least a bit of good news. He says when he returned home to her later on thet evening that she had indeed calmed down more, and enough so that he could show her my other website I have for healing massage, so it would be a little more authentic. He says she still looks suspicious but he thinks its just cause I happen to be a young, pretty girl, in conjunction with being a "masseuse"... but its his belief she will leave the matter alone until further evidence surfaces itself.

Its not a total happy ending-- but its a start!

Also, he and I (of course) have decided if we meet further on, we will no doubt be getting a room. Or, that he will wait until I get a room on the strip as I do occasionally when I know I have a deluge of clients coming in, and want to be closer to them for in/outcall so neither of us dont have the hassle of driving off the strip. The latter decision being the better since most hotels I stay at do key checks at the elevators!!!

Now its more a funny memory than a threat in my mind! One for the books no doubt though...

Dani-Banani

-- Modified on 9/18/2004 8:33:17 AM

have an alternate exit, always have a cover ready, and always have a backup plan.

... You mean to tell me even after probably avoiding being caught even after being that close, he is going to continue to see you (and perhaps others?)  I think that his wife is going to end up cleaning him out of his house.  He is treading on very thin ice at this point.