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I just read first two sentences and having been literally laughing my ass off.. I am having tears coming down eyes just from laughing ...  Too funny....

That is the kind of laughter that you fell sore from!!!!!

Sounds like any other church go'n, PTA attending, Boy Scout troup leader and Little League coach.

  "De gustibus non est disputandum"

Why would a provider let herself be degraded so badly?   wow.....

Swim

I seriously doubt the provider let herself be degraded like that. Personally I don't believe a word of the review, but I find it hilarious in a sick humor kind of way. (if I was the provider in question, I would feel different) I expect TER to remove it, which is why My OP said check it out before it is gone.

It literally had me laughing out loud, and made me read the guy's other review.

Are fictional stories. Seems as if this is one of them.

So I decided to see what other reviewers had to say about his first review, and it's more of the same from a different guy.
What the hell are they putting in the water out there?

Every other line is comedy gold, pure gold...

"shedding wind and imagination into her face"

"I forced her to lick my anus making sure that its clean and slippery like the skin of a salamander"

"i would just let off machine gun farts, it almost gave her a new hairdo"

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing....  I need to buy this guy a drink.

in a minute to tell her about this review. ALL that work for a damn 5/7? That fker is on crack!

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Amazes and saddens me that anyone could have been abused and treated so badly, they would feel this is common behavior. Those are the very women who deserve every damn dime they get and more, but usually also the ones POS guys seek out.

I still don't believe the review for a second, but from the guy's point of view, he seemed very happy. How the fuck does he give her a 5/7 after that? I don't know what she looks like but that's gotta be a 10 in performance! (for guys into that sort of thing)

damn sure, but how is this helping her? She has a lot of reviews and most say she looks better than he did. Ass Hat.

Of course it is not helping her. That's why I said in one of my earier posts, I found the review funny (in a suck way) but I would have felt different if I was the girl. I felt bad for her, but I had a feeling the review would get pulled, which I also mentioned earlier. They should have a special caregory for reviews like this, and just remove the girl's name and the profile. Keep it around for entertainment purposes, but without the ability to hurt the provider.
Reminded me of the "borat" review a couple months ago. Wonder if that one is still up?