I sent this to a provider over another issue and thought worth sharing... Tongue is firmly planted in cheek

1 - never believe a client's statement about anything without independent verification (i.e. I won't CIM/COF, the check is in the mail, etc.)

2 - never believe a provider's statement about anything without independent verification (i.e. Your so big/good, me love you long time, etc.)

It DOESN'T happen to every guy once in a while?

I like it!    LOL

With regard to point #1, my first girlfriend "programmed" me so well NOT to CIM that I find it practically impossible to do, even when the woman I'm with WANTS me to do it!  

Peace...

I met her at a agency where the wind blew strong,and the sun was bright.The first time I saw her,perforamce was off the charts, and she kept whispering in my ear she loved me.
By the time my hour was up, she was telling me she loved me more than anyone. She said I could stay, and not long after, she received the call. She had another appt and I had to leave.I reluctantly left and told her I would be back soon. If her performance wasn't so good I might not have gone back, since her love talk was a bit over the top, and something I had never experienced  from a provider. What if she is telling me the truth I wondered? Even though I knew it was her skit,the way she expressed her love, seemed extremely sincere, and much better acting than Madonna.
I went back the next day. When she opened the doors she jumped in my arms and told me how much she had missed me, and she had a dream about me last night. She went back to her high performance game, and started telling me over and over, again and again,she loved me more than anyone.
 I went back the next day, and the next, and the day after that, and I was never rushed out the door.
After about two weeks and ten visits I told her "Look you don't have to keep telling me you love me, you are beautiful, and sex with you is spectacular, I will come back anyway.She said "But I really do love you". I told her "OK you can tell me you love me, but you don't have to say you love me more than anyone, and I will still come back," Her pretty eyes  looked at me and  said "I do love you more than anyone whenever you see me, for your hour"
LOL I loved that line..and I went back the next day, and the day after that.
I saw her quite often for over a year, and one day she told me she was retiring. She wanted to get out of the business and maybe have a family, and she asked me if I would marry her. I said "Sure I will marry you one day, but not right away" She told me "Oh you are real nice, you will marry me for one day,and make me wait"
Anyone in the DC area who saw this lady knows she also loved them more than anyone else..
    Some guys actually believed it. I had a couple different guys become angry at me,when I told them she loved me more.
But for all you non believers out there, that think there is no hope. I heard she married one of her customers who said yes.
I hope I brought back some good memories, for all the guys, she loved more than anyone.
One hour at a time..

   

Your telling me that despite the claims of a certain lady I know, I may not give the best DATY in the world!!! And she didn't break the world's record for the most and the best orgasms while I when down on her!! That can't be. I was going to go on tour to share my gift with the ladies of the world. Damn, there goes that plan. LOL

I think it is much more fun to have my tongue in a nice clean pussy than in my cheek. To each there own.

. . . but I was the first to tell everyone that she loved me in the review and told about it on the DC board. Then dozens of guys chimed it and the story broke.

She asked me if I was a gangster. I think she wanted to elope with me and roam the country like Bonnie and Clyde.

:-P

Yeah she did that too..No wonder so many guys got confused..lol

lol... everyone likes it differently.

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That's why I start slowly and softly and build up tell she is responsive then maintain. I also ask how and what she likes listening to her body and her words. Maintaining rhythm I find is also key. But on the night the provider in question told me I was the best ever and she set a world record for the best and most orgasms ever from DATY, I doubt she even had one, the her body said something different then her acting. And I need an honest partner to perform at my best. My point is though that to maintain a fantasy ladies will stretch the truth or lie outright. And just like some clients some are cons. This hobby is strange in you must trust you partner with a great secret and safety but you can't really trust them completely at lease until you known them for quite awhile.

Guys...let's not forget what we are doing here.  We are paying for a woman to ACT like our girlfriend (remember what GFE stands for?)...by its very nature the whole thing is a sham.

I make my announcement before I "finish" during oral, I'll let her decide where to put it...and she can tell me I'm big/good/ugly/cute/handsome/hot/cold/smelly...whatever she'd like to say...when I walk out the door its all forgotten....aaahhh...theatre of the mind!!!

one hour at the time...........LMFAO