REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
 

With her consent--- 12 Calories
 
Without her consent-- 2,187 Calories
 
 
OPENING HER BRA:
 
With both hands-- 8 Calories
 
With one hand-- 12 Calories
 
With your teeth-- 485 Calories
 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
 
With an erection-- 6 Calories
 
Without an erection-- 3,315 Calories
 
POSITIONS:
 
Missionary-- 12 Calories
 
69 lying down-- 78 Calories
 
69 standing up-- 812 Calories
 
Wheelbarrow-- 216 Calories
 
Doggy Style -- 326 Calories
 
Italian chandelier-- 2,912 Calories
 
ORGASMS:
 
Real-- 112 Calories
 
Fake-- 1,315 Calories
 
POST ORGASM:
 
Lying in bed hugging-- 18 Calories
 
Getting up immediately-- 36 Calories
 
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories
   

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
 
If you are:
 
20-29 years-- 36 Calories
30-39 years-- 80 Calories
40-49 years-- 124 Calories
50-59 years-- 1,972 Calories
60-69 years-- 7,916 Calories
70 and over-- Results are still pending
 
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
 
Calmly-- 32 Calories
 
In a hurry-- 98 Calories
 
Her father knocking at the door-- 5,218 Calories
 
Your wife knocking at the door-- 13,521 Calories
 
Results may vary!
 

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
 
Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX!  And you're on the computer!!!
 
Kari~~