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Venting? That would be rude.
Puck 20 Reviews 5088 reads
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Never try to teach a pig to sing

It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

SLOWHAND 45 Reviews 3837 reads
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2 / 11
Never wrestle with a pig . . .

You just get dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

skyBlueEyes See my TER Reviews 3928 reads
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3 / 11
but

From what i hear, pigs are lucky enough to have a 30 minute orgasm!  It must be great to be a pig.

LA_Hobbyist 3556 reads
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4 / 11
No, it's not great being a pig...

I'm sure any pig would trade in that orgasm for the chance to live out his life - without becoming someone's breakfast.

shotdsherriff 5 Reviews 2598 reads
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5 / 11
And from Winston Churchill:

"Dogs looks up to us, cats look down on us, pigs ... treat us as equels"

Puck 20 Reviews 3537 reads
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6 / 11
So that's why

I feel like such a pig around you - in the very best sense of the word.

-- Modified on 4/30/2003 7:59:07 PM

GLisHJ 4405 reads
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7 / 11
Are you talking about an animal, or venting about a person? EOM


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Puck 20 Reviews 3283 reads
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8 / 11
Venting? That would be rude.

It's my favorite chinese proverb.

HazlEyes 6 Reviews 3183 reads
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9 / 11
Somebody's been reading Heinlein...


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SillyRabbit 17 Reviews 2919 reads
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10 / 11
That is SOME PIG. He's TERRIFIC

and CRUNCHY   (No Templton...)

Babe 2282 reads
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11 / 11
Re:No, it's not great being a pig... WHo the hell are YOu???

Okay,

I have had enough. I am sitting hear with my friends Snowball and Wilbur and we are sick and tired of you humans putting words in our mouths. You don't know what it is like to be us and we don't know what it is like to be you.  And some us really hate the lipstick remark.
Go use other animals for your analogies....

Signed
Babe-- Pig in the City

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