this is partly in response to the post about providers think they are "sophisticated" and "classy". i see lots of ads by providers saying they like to entertain "upscale gentlemen"
im a middle aged, slightly potbellied, long haired, factory worker who lives in an apartment above a furniture store.
does that count as an upscale gentleman?? or does it have more to do with how i treat a lady?? if it has to do with how i treat a provider then i am a gentleman for sure.
See, I thought "upscale" meant "portly", and that all these hot providers were lookin' for me! Seriously, I interpret "upscale" as someone who conducts himself in a respectful way, and can pay the freight. Nothing else matters for that 1 - 2 hour period.
My experence in this hobby has been that such tag-lines in ads usually mean only one thing in the end,,, That you will need to pay above the advetized rate to get the menu items that you really want! Upscale = Deep pockets!
Upscale means gentlemen who are willing to pay dearly. You can be a well behaved great looking working class guy but if you can't pay, take a walk. You belong to seeing some lower scale AMPs or SW.
does not pick their nose or teeth in front of you, does not fart in your face while you're bbbjing him, does not smell of B.O. and has brushed his teeth, pays you without whining about it, offers you a drink, doesn't maul you immediately (although that could be fun), and generally is a respectful person. Wink!
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