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Upper deck on a 777?? never heard of one. eom
notaclown 210 reads
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oldguy6661866 reads

I received an e-mail from a flight attendant whom I'd commended to her superiors for her help and pleasant demeanor on a recent flight, and here is her motto below her signature:

"To receive guests onboard is to take charge of their comfort, satisfaction, enjoyment and safety.  This is a responsibility that I do not take lightly but always deliver graciously."

Sounds like it could come straight from a provider's ad on BP or TER.  She's completely legit--as a flight attendant--so I'm not suggesting she's anywhere close to being a provider.  (And no, I'm not thinking about old porn movies like "Naughty Stewardesses" or the like!)  But, the similarity to provider ads made me wonder:

What other professions could have similar cookie-cutter ads/mottoes.  Any ideas?

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anselon777359 reads

I always found flight attendants are really Amorous, most of them.  and ONe of them even rubbed up her Leg against mine on purpose once.    I was gonna ask her for her phone number but just didn't have the chance during flight.    wchich airline has the best looking women ??  Lately i have been seeing some Old Fat kind of looking attendants.....very disappointing.   1st class section has better looking ones but i usually fly regular class.  
Also ,, Don't feel bad about asking these flight attendants for a ONE night stand.  Trust me,,like 80% of them are Horny as heck.   I think it has to do with Altitude and blood rushing up to your brain and all that.    I wish i fly more often,,,,,i would hook up more with these hotties.    Make sure you Dress well during flight.   Scrappy cloths are turn-off for them

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anselon777234 reads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2SDZQCLIdM

Ok, these girls are HOT but lets admit it, how many times am i going to fly Virgin Atlantic unless i am going to London.   I usually travel Domastic.   Which of the Domastic airlines have hottest girls ??   Thank you in advance

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Bareitall181 reads

Singapore Airlines..

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IMaNaughtyBlondeGirl573 reads

for western based flight attendants to supplement their incomes. in addition to the locals these cities have been loaded the past 10 years with US servicemen on short R&R. NO, i don't know from experience :)

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dantehaversham385 reads

I used to see a well known provider until she left the country. I still occasionally see her sister and she said that she now works as a flight attendant on Dubai airlines.

Kinda backwards but...

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dickznormuss396 reads

One of the truly legendary LA providers, who retired a year or two ago, had a regular job as a flight attendant for a major US airline.   Had one nice session with her where she showed up in her flight attendant outfit

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inicky46502 reads

Kylie Strutt, courtesy of Brazzers.

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IMaNaughtyBlondeGirl345 reads

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anselon777306 reads

Actually that girl with brunette hair is kind of flight attendant i like

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88keez231 reads

I am serious.    And don't call me Shirley.

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anselon777215 reads

those boobs are way TOO Big.  i like them 34B or less

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MOBYs_DICK358 reads

I've fucked 5 flight attendants that were providers.  I fucked a few flight attendants in the air too. Those bathrooms are tiny.  These days that's almost impossible.

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anselon777356 reads

Moby, i have heard of Mile high clubs that actually exist even today.  I unfortunately is not in this exclusive club.   Usually this happens on Boeing 777 on Upper deck.   They close off the section and have Wild Orgies up there.   YOu have to be invited.   Being Rich helps but you have to have a know how to get in on this.  

Posted By: MOBYs_DICK
I've fucked 5 flight attendants that were providers.  I fucked a few flight attendants in the air too. Those bathrooms are tiny.  These days that's almost impossible.

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anselon777367 reads

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8884622/Pan-Am-When-air-travel-was-sexy.html

2nd girl from the left is really hot.  have you seen any flight attendant that look like her ?

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oldguy666241 reads


Are there other professions where this motto seems to apply interchangeably with a provider's motto (or ad):

"To receive guests onboard is to take charge of their comfort, satisfaction, enjoyment and safety.  This is a responsibility that I do not take lightly but always deliver graciously."

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notaclown177 reads

without anyone answering your question in the op. I have been thinking about your question and I do feel the motto would fit perfectly in a provider ad or website. But i cannot thnk of any other occupation where that would fit (parts of it maybe, but not the whole thing). Maybe cruise ship attendants? lol.

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keystonekid297 reads

get the longer routes, including international destinations, and are anything but hot.  Let's face it, airline travel is not what is used to be.

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anselon777237 reads

I think the airlines can NO longer weed out the fat and old women.  due to anti-discrimination rule.  That is the main reason you see more Older and big fat ones too.

Posted By: keystonekid
get the longer routes, including international destinations, and are anything but hot.  Let's face it, airline travel is not what is used to be.

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fucktard_repellent210 reads

Seniority baby.  The longer they're there, the better schedule they get.  Of course, being there long enough to get seniority tends to make them older too.  You're on your own with fat.  I'd think once they got too fat, they wouldn't fit into the crapper.

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