Just for a little fun and change of pace..
Guys - what celebrity hottie do you really, really wish was a provider?
Gals - what celebrity hunk of hotness is in your "rub club?"
Post a pic if you feel like it.
I got a thang for Mila Kunis... this week. I may have to switch to Rihanna for next week though...
Deborah Ann Woll!!!!
If she were a provider, I'd be broke...as in bro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oke....
(read the above like Ron White)
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stalk much???? Keep it in check, she's just a woman lol.
Stalk? Pffft! Have never and will never...
"Just a woman?" We wouldn't all be here if y'all were "just women"
There are women and then there are 'women'.
Maybe it's a guy thing...
I'd like to stick it in Wendy's ass-iago.
Christina Hendricks
Mr. NickyPooPoo46
I'm so sorry Nicky, I just couldn't resist hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....now YOU are a STUD!!! This is how I picture you looking, hairy chest and all LOL and the *bling* thing over the teeth....look at that smile, no wonder why you get ALL the ladies.
Those eyes just draw you in don't they guys...........I am CRYING over here. OH MY F'N GODDDDDD I'm gonna lose it.
I do luv ya Nicky with all of me heart 
Really I do.
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he your "rub club" entry?
I really shouldn't ever let NIcky live this one down. roflmfao
Nicky and Taylor sitting in a tree......................
Oh please stop, my sides are literally hurting from laughing so hard.
Sometimes you just can't take a guy out OTC...it's just not worth it
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Nicky...am I in trouble? Didn't expect you so soon hahahahaha....luv you?????? eeks
Tobi, you can have Mr. Depp at any age, he does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever. lol
I'm in Las Vegas awaiting the arrival of a very hot young lady named Demi Drake. i will not be playing on the boards for the rest of the night.
C ya!
puppies will get you all the ladies you could ever want and handle. Now remember, make sure you announce who you've got lined up for today and tomorrow...I expect a full report on my desk by this morning with a cup of coffee, stevia and light cream please. Thank you Nicky 
CPA & GAG!!!
(GAG is on the left, CPA's on the right lol)
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WALLET.
And since you seem so fascinated by my exploits, Demi was great. A real 9/9. It has been said you have studied my reviews, so check for a new one in a day or so. I am sure you'll enjoy it.
and unfortunately no more VIP for me lol. That was only 2 days last week. You can always shoot me a copy of your escapades..I told you I want a hard copy on my desk today dammit.
And I know you can afford VIP, so man up!
WALLET must be HUGEEEEE for all the playing you do, especially with the 'best of the best'....as I said before...the 'envy' of all men Nick.
I am presently in Las Vegas with a bunch of distinguished mongers packing much larger wallets -- and libidos -- than I. Sure is fun playing with them in this town. Another fun late afternoon slutty tryst is in the cards.
No introductions? Im hurt Nick lol
Posted By: inicky46
I am presently in Las Vegas with a bunch of distinguished mongers packing much larger wallets -- and libidos -- than I. Sure is fun playing with them in this town. Another fun late afternoon slutty tryst is in the cards.
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And, by the way, I just had such a great session with a little Italian girl from LA this afternoon even you couldn't wipe the SEG off my face.
and you fuck more than I do in a year Nicky hahahahaha. I gotta hand it to ya. I bet she was a hottie, those 'little Italian girls' got it goin on
And why would I wipe the smile off your face silly, I love smiles. You are far too fun to play with til my other buddy decides to come out again.....where is he anyway?
Yes, don't rub it in, if I could've made it, I would've silly...some of us in this world have other 'commitments' that reign supreme over fucking 24/7 hahahahaha. Must be nice Nicky LMAO. Well, let me know the next time NYC has one that doesn't come with a 'noose' and I'd be happy to attend and show my bright shiny face Even you couldn't be mad I don't think at the sight of it hahaha. But then again, unless Mr. Hasselhoff shows up, I wouldn't know WHO the fuck you were, now would I. LOL
Anything is possible OhLordofTheLadies LOL
Can't see the pick...but...it's either Norman Reedus or Jack Black. 
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
Nope, just turned 50.
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
He could be 55 1/2 now?
Happens all the time on TER...and we learned from Hollywood LOL
I guess that there's always an exception to every rule.
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Nope, just turned 50.
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
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If Johnny wanted a date with me, I'd allow it no matter what his age. I'd let that man rip my eyeballs out and literally skull fuck me. For free.
Posted By: ChgoCPA
He could be 55 1/2 now?
Happens all the time on TER...and we learned from Hollywood LOL
I guess that there's always an exception to every rule.
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Nope, just turned 50.
Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
But I guess he's over 55. Lol.
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so I printed this out and expressed it to him and his agent.
It's not my fault if he's goes knockin' everywhere in Hollywood to find the "Badcollegegirl." Lol.
Can't fault your choice. He's the Don Juan Demarco.
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
If Johnny wanted a date with me, I'd allow it no matter what his age. I'd let that man rip my eyeballs out and literally skull fuck me. For free.
1. Natalie Portman
2 Ally Raisman (Olympic Gymnast)
3. A local Korean NBC News Anchor
4 A local ABC News Anchor
These are the only 4 people I can see myself shelling over a grand for. Not because sex is going to be any better than a $300-400/hr hooker, but for bragging rights..
And then.... Cheynne Silver (who is an ex porn star and did provide, at least at one point)
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Dude you're still in lust with the old Cheyenne. She don't look like that anymore!
when I saw her interview at some Las Vegas event, and her cleavage looked pretty natural. (Although this is only a guess..)
Its not unheard of for women to get rid of their fake tits. Remember, she is no longer an active porn star...
Man, you and CPA have helluva memory. I better never contradict myself on the boards. I like GaG and inicky. The forget what they posted last night....
We keep our minds clear for more important things. Like pussy. And alcohol. Or, in GaG's case, gambling.
I've actually seen him doing all three at once. Sitting at the bar of the Cocal in Jaco placing bets on his lap top and drinking tequila, while interviewing Ticas.
Since I don't gamble, I'm perfectly happy with pussy and alcohol. It's good to be able to multi-task, and remembering all the bullshit here might interfere with that.
We hope you understand. No, actually, we don't give a rat's ass. LOL!
Did I actually post something here last night?
Oh well, whatever it was, disregard it as I was almost certainly drunk when I posted it. and for anyone who actually cares. FYATWYRIO!!!
All I know is, I was just with an amazing girl, my birthday looks very promising. After that, Key West, then Costa Rica. I am one happy boy.
The brunette meteorologist on the local NBC station, not your local station is a hottie
Short, curvy, and sexy. I think the microphone thing on her back, accentuates her ass to ridiculous proportions, that and high heels.
I am talking about Eun Yang (NBC4) and Allison Starling. (WJLA7)
When ever I'm attracted to a beautiful woman in the media.
I always tell myself. that is why she's there, because she is beautiful.
poop Vern. Ok, in all actuality, my real Celebrity crush is...................
RickyBobby. Just so I can say his name 1000x LOL. Shake-n-Bake Baby
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That's what I call my pot head friend, who has Parkinson's. lol...(that was in bad taste)
See...See, all this lusting has turned me in to an inglourious fucktard.
you don't know about Shake-n-Bake and 8lb Baby Jesus...............Come on, you need to get with it.....he's my dream guy for sure. If I married someone like him, I would be pissing my damn pants every damn day hahahaha RickyBobby RickyBobby RickyBobby hahahahahahaha
For some reason, I'd rather not know.
Would you prefer Ricky Bobby, over the real Will Farrell?
I like comedy, but those dudes act immature, perhaps it's an act, but they look ridiculous.
Ricky Bobby......sideburns and all....my favorite..........how could a lady not fall deeply in love......."I'm on fire".
I am attracted to so many different people for so many reasons & rarely does it have to do with looks...
perhaps because I'm getting older and wiser or perhaps older and senile hahahahahaha
take your pick, but be nice either way))
Posted By: bigvern
When ever I'm attracted to a beautiful woman in the media.
I always tell myself. that is why she's there, because she is beautiful.
I'll move heaven and earth to book, and I'll go broke
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Excellent choice. I concur!!!!
Posted By: SecretMe11
Excellent choice. I concur!!!!
but I'm fairly certain there has never been a female porn actress with a bubble butt, who I didn't want to have sex with. Brunettes in the lower five foot range are preference.
What can I say, I was born this way.
I just posted this on the Boston board
i've pleasured myself to this at least 3 times since i've watched this link;D
Posted By: cwillzx
I just posted this on the Boston board.
So start liquidating the accounts.
And buy your ticket to Prague. Lol.
Beautiful woman!!!
Of course, she showed her awesome natural rack in Californication.
But i fell in lust after seeing Stand up Guys.
They were so money on Firefly...going to have to dig those DVDs out and watch em again...
Shiny?
Posted By: SecretMe11
They were so money on Firefly...going to have to dig those DVDs out and watch em again...
You rule for ringing in early, Tobi! Go girl! (Even though we couldn't see the pic).
What's wrong with my selections
But I do believe I posted my 'true' ultimate crush last year on the boards a bunch of times Uhhh, no further comment.
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Hey, you and Tobi get props for playing! But there is no accounting for taste...
Let's see... Johnny Depp or The Hoff and Ricky Bobby? Johnny Depp or The Hoff and Ricky Bobby?
lol. I was expecting you to put up Beckham! Celebrities only!
BEAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! He's a celebrity and thensome 
And the Villagers with pitchforks and torches will be here soon.
Remember Terri Garr as Inga... looking for a "roll in the hay"?
maybe 
LOLOLOL....
I already mentioned Johnny Depp & Johnny Knoxville, but I have many more:
Jason Momoa
Vince Vaughn
Eric Decker (okay maybe I'm a little biased as a lifelong Broncos fan, but he's still a tasty treat)
Jack White
M. Shadows
Ryan Hurst
Jack Black
Lenny Kravitz
Jason Castro
That's in no particular order, by the way. Except for Jason Momoa at the top. Christ that's a beautiful man
I would also be broke on Megyn Kelly visits....
Mmmmm...mischief anyone?
And my 'Kelly File' is unfortunately brief...
Good choices!
Hard to choose one favorite celebrity looker though. I also like Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Carrie Underwood, and many others!
We need you on the GD board more often, cutie.
But you gotta post up your own "rub club" entry to play!
Same here. Add Denise Richards and Megan Fox to the list. Denise Richards in her "Wild Things" days, that is. Don't have a clue what she's working with now lol.
Men.. Johnny Depp, Jason Statham, Channing Tatum, and Brad Pitt. I liked Tom Cruise, but only when he had long hair... I love me some hair!
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How about Heather Locklear? I was told she knows semen is better than any facial cream you could buy. Holy crap, I'd love to give her a facial.
Jessica Alba, wow really hot
Tracey Spiridakos
And Eva Mendes, and Violante Placido, and too many others to count.
But my favorite of all time
Posted By: MasterZen
Just for a little fun and change of pace..
Guys - what celebrity hottie do you really, really wish was a provider?
Gals - what celebrity hunk of hotness is in your "rub club?"
Post a pic if you feel like it.
I got a thang for Mila Kunis... this week. I may have to switch to Rihanna for next week though...
If I ever start posting on the Porn star board Aletta Ocean will be the reason
Not sure what it is with me and guys named Johnny.
We sooo have the same taste in men lol. Johnny Depp, Knoxville, Skeet Ulrich, Channing Tatum, and Jason Statham, in no particular order lol.
Mmmmmmm Skeet Ulrich
Posted By: HooktardGold
We sooo have the same taste in men lol. Johnny Depp, Knoxville, Skeet Ulrich, Channing Tatum, and Jason Statham, in no particular order lol.
This lad is hot and feisty! Love to fuk!
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She is relatively new but what a rack. They are real and they are spectacular!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07JJFY1J7E
BTW, I love the show. Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are great, especially McConaughey. I hope he wins the Oscar with his performance in Dallas Buyers Club.
What a rack indeed.
And kind of you to post that scene. Wow.
The babysitters.
Fluff movie except the premise is a babysitting hooker service
Tall, stacked, smokin' hot mature babe handling serious firearms is waaaay tooooo muuuuuch!!
Then again short, stacked, smokin' hot mature babes handling my Magnum does it for me as well
This is pure fantasy. (except for Robbin) It reminds me that that's why we are here, well, except for the ladies, maybe. Great post Master.
Others are Megan Fox, Halle Berry, Sofia Vergara, and Margot Robbie (the blonde in The Wolf of Wallstreet).
Tom Hardy I just love his whole being
who he was until I googled him. You didn't choose the "same 'ol, same 'ol". Respect!
PS: I told you we need you here more! Actually, maybe it's just that I need you...
my pick is and will always be sean- fucking, james bond,fucking darby o'gil & the lil people, fucking highlander- connnery! at any and every age!
oh! and don't forget all the snl jeopardy skits lmfa
those punani little boy Bonds that came after! But I guess Roger Moore was OK and Daniel Craig made a pretty good "new school" Bond as well.
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