When I first started looking at Provider pages I realized quickly that my attention was taken whenever I saw a Provider with a name that matches either an ex girlfriend or someone that I thought was super cute from my past or even just a name that I've always found to be alluring.
I'm not saying I would book someone just because of their name, but certain names definitely have added appeal and definitely draw me in more. For example the following names all get my attention, because of school crushes or ex's: AllisonAshley
Casey
Eden or Edie
Heather
Jessica
Kelly
Kim or Kimmie
Kristen
Laurel
Lizzy
Mikaela or Mikayla or any of the other spellings
and some Russian names seem super sexy. I can't be the only one? Do any of you Providers name yourselves after women you admire or thought were sexy? Hell, I'd love to hear from any hot Providers out there with these names.
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positively and negatively but after that I could give a shit what they choose to call themselves lol.
Zoe- Simple beauty- Zoe Saldana,
Eve- to Adam ; An alluring woman,
Piers- "foreign roots" Piers Morgan
An alluring lady P
Zoe Eve Pier
Still no takers?
Eve- to Adam ; An alluring woman,
Piers- "foreign roots" Piers Morgan
An alluring lady P
Zoe Eve Piers
My first threesome ever was in 1999 with a friend of my boyfriend at the time. She was a really hot stripper and I suggested she join us one evening. That night was one of the hottest threesomes I've ever had so naturally had to pay tribute to the girl who confided in me afterwards that she normally was $1500/hr. (My bf had no idea and I don't think he ever found out either!)
And thus the provider seed was planted...
[email protected] - Get it?
Just askin', cause you never said where you guys were doin' it, and it would explain the last part of your provider name.
Also involved a tongue ring and a very embarrassed super.
Some of my favorites
Lisa - sluttiest name ever, a moan-a-Lisa is nice to hear
Susie / Susie Q - especially if it's the name of an Asian girl
Taylor - don't know why, maybe because I was crushing hard for Taylor St.Clair during my teens
Lizzy - demure form of Lisa
Jenna - Lisa's sexy friend
Jennifer - Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, yeah that's sexy too
and finally, the name of any honey that is fuckin' my brains out. HaH
I absolutely agree that Lizzy is a sexy name. Jennifer is good, but Jenny is even hotter.
Lisa - sluttiest name ever, a moan-a-Lisa is nice to hear
Susie / Susie Q - especially if it's the name of an Asian girl
Taylor - don't know why, maybe because I was crushing hard for Taylor St.Clair during my teens
Lizzy - demure form of Lisa
Jenna - Lisa's sexy friend
Jennifer - Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Aniston, yeah that's sexy too
and finally, the name of any honey that is fuckin' my brains out. HaHa
Good point, Jenny is hotter than Jennifer, but I was thinking of the hot babes I mentioned and got side tracked a little. Happens a lot, that getting side tracked.
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Now I'm not saying I'll never see a gal named Brandy, but when I do see a name that gives me the impression that the gal is thoughtful and intelligent, then that is a plus.
Bonus points for obscure historical and literary references are given.
and the cross-reference to "taboo" didn't hurt!
Bonus points for obscure historical and literary references are given.

That is very cool, Tabu!
Bonus points for obscure historical and literary references are given.
Not many people can pronounce it.. Is unique enough.. Your name is your trademark so I want it to be something I really like...
The name is all part of the fantasy, and the type of name chosen helps lure me in, I am sure. i tend to like a first and last name that work together, That presents an image of how a provider wants to project -- it's kind of like the frame around the picture, so to speak. The picture remains the same, but the right frame enhances the overall image.
... if palomamontecarlo opted for galdys kowalchuck instead, she would be every bit as beautiful, but the allure of the same lady wrapped in palomamontecarlo makes any breathing man, and half the dead ones want to hop the next flight to Miami
I like when a lady puts effort into all that she does. Some ladies have had some very od names, that if you were in public with them it could be awkward. I love Tabu's name. If I was in public with her though we would need to use no names or whatever her in public name might be. I like the thought she has put into her name. Some ladies go plain, some a little more interesting, as a Brandy or a not so typical name that can ad to the allure and eros of the hobby/provider relationship. Shyla Dazzling, very pretty first name, well the last name just says it all. Cant wait to meet her next month. Also. take for example Paloma Montecarlo. One of the best names ever. As she mentioned it means dove in Spanish. It is also a cocktail. A very tasty drink it is, as I love grapefruit and tequila at times. Have not had the pleasure to meet her as of yet. So for now I will drink Paloma's.
The paloma (Spanish for "dove") is a tequila-based cocktail, most commonly prepared by mixing tequila with a grapefruit-flavored soda such as Fresca, Squirt, or Jarritos and served on the rocks with a lime wedge. Optionally, the glass may also be rimmed with salt.
Alternatively, the grapefruit soda can be replaced with fresh white or red grapefruit juice (jugo de toronja), club soda (sugar optional), and fresh-squeezed lime juice
This conversation makes me wonder how many guys here have intentionally booked a session with the hottest woman they could find with a certain name? I have searched certain cities for Providers with specific names and then browsed for the sexiest of them. That is a feature offered in the advanced search options, so I am not likely to be the only one that did so.
Has anyone here tried to find a Provider that looked like someone they knew or know in real life? If so, how did the experience turn out?
Only to people like you with too much time in their hands and doesn’t what the shit to do with the time instead of asking the dumbest question on the planet for the day.
Only thing matters are; looks, personality and the fuck. Name can be ABCD, XYZ or A1B2C3 or C3PO, JEDI or whatever.
Try and get life if you can
Don't make me punch an old person (that would be you). And if I miss I am sending TT after you.
not to mention, much less frustrating.
But don't get too mad at our little mushroom cap, I've got money on him to repeat as SPOTY.
and just remember, PImples is not the only one here TSTTTTT
Meanest poster of the year. Maybe tucky and osp may be front runners for that lol
Not sure what fungy has stuck up his butt tho. seriously how can any body be so constantly pissed off and rude to everybody... Almost every single day?
Where do they grow mean people like Fungy?
I'd really like to know. Is there a planet of the "mean stupid apes"? Rofl
o, I do not get hard on by someones names.
DA, Gumpy and no you have joined the TER Know-it-all drama and Our post matter and no one else’s does drama club.
Did you three bat shit screw balls pause and think, names and shit only matter to shallow people who are self important to themselves.
Full of contradictions aren't we
Siz tam bir göt var
you know what, it translated as " you have an a$$". ROFL
And it was meant to be "you are an asshole", but I will take that.
It looks a bit like you're referring to her, lol Granted, only a guy as dumb as Fungy wouldn't be able to figure it out from the context.
So you go try your English on some hillbillies like yourself
Some names intrigue me: What does it mean? Why did she choose it? Does it mean what I think it means? Does she know that it has multiple meanings? Etc.
Other names are kind of weird and intrigue me less ("Cummatoria" example, above) and I might not even bother to click to see who it is. "Unusual" would be an unusual but intriguing name. If I should see a provider ad with the name Impposterette, I'm running the other way.
But when I make a CHOICE, it's not about the name, it's about the pics, services and reviews. It's only by meeting the girls that I can even ask about their sometimes intriguing, sometimes weird names
probably the only thing that has ever taken me aback about a provider was assuming the k9 and taking note of a tramp stamp right above her crack all the way across her back reminding me that she is "Daddy's Little Girl" -
I don't find that a turn-on at all :p but perhaps I take things too seriously....
I'm not saying I would book someone just because of their name, but certain names definitely have added appeal and definitely draw me in more. For example the following names all get my attention, because of school crushes or ex's:
Allison
Ashley
Casey
Eden or Edie
Heather
Jessica
Kelly
Kim or Kimmie
Kristen
Laurel
Lizzy
Mikaela or Mikayla or any of the other spellings
and some Russian names seem super sexy.
I can't be the only one?
Do any of you Providers name yourselves after women you admire or thought were sexy?
Hell, I'd love to hear from any hot Providers out there with these names.
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Boy's name right here!
I'm not saying I would book someone just because of their name, but certain names definitely have added appeal and definitely draw me in more. For example the following names all get my attention, because of school crushes or ex's:
Allison
Ashley
Casey
Eden or Edie
Heather
Jessica
Kelly
Kim or Kimmie
Kristen
Laurel
Lizzy
Mikaela or Mikayla or any of the other spellings
and some Russian names seem super sexy.
I can't be the only one?
Do any of you Providers name yourselves after women you admire or thought were sexy?
Hell, I'd love to hear from any hot Providers out there with these names.
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especially if they seem to fit the girl -
nothing better than a tomboy who grew up to be pretty but who likes to play hard
Gertrude, Mildred, Hortense (excluding "Whoretense")
"Jill Bait" - That's hilarious!
I mean, let's face it, the only reason we find Jocelyn Wildenstein, below, to be slightly unattractive is because of her horrific name. (need more proof, google Jocelyn Elders!)
But you slap a sexy name like Adriana on a relatively homely girl, and presto, magic happens.
Yep, it's all about the name. Makes research quick and easy.
(by the way, for you ladies, who among you doesn't swoon when just THINKING of that hunk of a man known as Carlos Danger!)
After the usual "making a mountain out of a molehill" fun, Lucy has an epiphany and enlightens Ricky with words of wisdom.
Lucy: "Our child's name should be unique and euphonious."
Ricky: "Okay. Unique, if it's a boy and Euphonious, if it's a girl."
Personally, I would've gone with "Epiphany" for a boy and "Enlightens" for a girl.
I really think they do mean something to the providers, but not to me.
Some are actually weird.
I once saw a provider in Chicago who's stage name was "Paige Turner" and yes she was an actual Librarian.
@Coffeebreak - I knew a super hot Jayne back in high school, and that is part of making this discussion thread - to see how many of us respond to certain names with excitement.
I think future Providers should really pick an alluring name.
The Providers that have explained how or why they chose their names show great personality, and showing personality is a big plus - well unless you're one of the angry losers that hate their lives so much they have to try and drag others into their personal hells. But it's sad to see such poor souled posters.
Ah, you read that part about the plain Jane before I modified that post. Well, I am glad that you understood where I was going with that. Even though I joke around a lot, I too appreciate the thoughtfulness that the women here put into their provider names.
Some of the names from the DC board that are attention grabbers for me:
Gretel Von Bonbon
Ginger Taylor
Miss Leveauxxx
Gemma DeRossi
Serena Sapphire
Roxanne Dupri
Oh and let's not forget to make mention to that GD board spitfire Tobi Telford. Badass but sexy name for a badass and sexy honey.
Whether a lady goes by Jenny, or Lila, or Brandy, Layla, or Myrtle is of no concern to me. The ones that bug me are the odd ones such as Licky Jizz or Pretty Pussy.
I saw a provider who had changed her working names. She got both names from the sign for a law firm she saw every day on her way home from her regular job. The firm was (I'm not using real names here) Angel, Merrian & Star, LLC. She took the name Angel Star, and then Merri when she changed names. I'm not sure if she was being clever, or simply wasn't creative enough to come with names on her own.
I don't think I could get naked with a girl named Dolly. And I don't care how hot she is lol. I just couldn't get over the awkwardness of saying "Hello Dolly." I think I'd break into giggles
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