Come here, you stud, and impregnate me again.  You know they are all jealous of your popularity, talent, and your nailing this sweet young thing.

Nah, that would be far too authentic.  And historically accurate.  And it wouldn't be politically correct either.  Homosexual romance is fashionable nowadays; a cowboy romance with a provider wouldn't sound so much like Hollywood, now would it?

Sure, the token provider got a minor part in movies like High Noon and Blazing Saddles.  But a billing as the heroine of a movie set in the West?  Maybe a century from now.  (And by then, present day will be a mythical time...)

Re:OOOH! "Brokeback Mountain" got EIGHT nominations! I am SO excited! (eom)

I WISH I HADN'T DIED SO I COULDA BEEN IN 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Posted by John 'Duke' Wayne

to old lil richard tunes and watching Michael Jackson and old Rock Hudson videos!  and your beard Katie - how could the president's daughter even speak to you!  I thought she was in love with her secret service agent.....  while attending college - still haveing trouble with her drinking...??  just curious

And I thought that you scientologists could not get excited - that you had to keep your instruments pure!???