I was thinking back on hobbying events especially at the very beginning when I first got started.  I had almost put this one out of my memory and it was pretty weird.  I had not yet gotten onto TER and I think I must have come across this lady from one of the online escort mall sites.  She said she was in her late 30's and had a photo the looked fairly decent so I made an appointment.  I showed up at her incall and amazingly I think she was actually in her mid 30's and looked like her photo.  She gave me a hug and a kiss and my first thought was "wow, she actually looks like she has a pretty nice body".  It didn't take long and we were both naked and she did have a nice body.  I'm thinking, this is gonna work out fine.  So she asked me what I wanted to do first and I said, how about a nice BJ.  She smiled at me and I swear, she says...oh hold on one second and pops out her teeth (uppers and lowers)...I was absolutely floored, shocked, and the little general just totally deflated.  I was speechless.  My jaw hit the floor.   She dove right in and I couldn't move I was so weirded out.  IcCouldn't get it to happen, the visual just wouldn't leave my mind.  I had booked an hour but was out of there in 15 mins.  It was just after that when I joined TER.  Anyone have a surprise with a provider that you just were not expecting?

When one told me she would not be working for a while as she had a brain tumor and she was going to have surgery...

"unexpected surprise" is an oxymoron.  Think about it.  Can you ever "expect" a surprise?  I think not.  Good story, though!

That "gum jobs" rock, but I can see how that was weird

You are confusing an oxymoron with redundancy. "Unexpected surprise" might be a bit redundant, but it's hardly an oxymoron.

I had one many years ago in Florida.  
There was a massage parlor that did a slip n slide. Kind of the forerunner to nuru.  
I was a regular, got to know the night manager, always tipped well.  
Never needed an appointment, just walk ins.  
Got in there one night and one of my faves was working.  
Set up with her and laid on the table.  
Door opens and in walks my fave with a new girl she as training.  
Did the double for no extra fee, just double tips.  
Was a happy camper, to say the least.

... I had seen a Provider and all went well and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.  She ended up telling me that her 18-year old daughter was getting into the business and she wanted me to be her first.   I took her up on that offer.  Not only was it a wonderful surprise to be with this lovely young creature, the mom partook too!

but they did let me know before hand.  

Oh, and fuck you and your fucking test, fucking fucker

Unexpected surprise or was it not made up? I don’t know, but I came across some written story where she took out her glass eye and gave him what would you call it...ah-ummmmm…Eye? (Wink—if she only could?)

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

she put a lot of effort into getting me excited to see her.  I show up at her incall, we sit and talk for 20 minutes or so, and head BCD.  She goes into the bathroom to do whatever she needs to do and comes out in a nice teddy.  I few minutes later, after some serious DFK, I lift it over her head...and...there are two massive bandages.  She had had breast surgery three weeks prior, and saw me with full bandages on....just two nipples sticking out of white surgical tape.  Pretty good blow job that evening, but still massively disappointing.