Who wouldn't enjoy someone's tongue up their ass????
So I'm going to see this provider that's suppose to be excellent at TUMA. Being new, I had to look it up in the self help section in the past. But reading reviews on this provider, I kept noticing all these guys saying how good she is at it and how much they enjoyed it! And I'm like WTF? What is it about a TUMA that's gonna feel good? My first thoughts are "gross"! Or Jesus H Christ, why would anyone want that"? "Why would anyone want to catch or receive" So please people, enlighten me? It's a slow rainy day here on TER so tell me, What the hell is this all about?
Party on Wayne! Party on Garth!
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Schwarzeneggered!
or ask for it as a matter of course, but it does feel pretty fucking good when it happens.
As another has already said - don't knock it till you've tried it.
sandwiches, casseroles, canapes, it's all good.
Here's a little example:
and love both giving and receiving
i am not gonna apologize for what i like sexually
You will never know until you try it. The area is ultra sensitive, so a slow, sensual lapping, warm wet tongue that is very experienced in it, by a provider who loves doing it, is highly erotic.
Kisses
Frederica
And may I add ... you speak from GREAT expertise on the matter, you naughty little thing. ![]()
There was a long thread on General Discussion 2 weeks ago:
Subj: DATY.... How about DATO?
Date: 2/26/2016 2:29:48 PM
By: TS Sasha
You even replied to it:
Subj: My first thought is
Posted 2/26/2016 at 2:48:40 PM
By: Dallas_texan
Nice memory there. I didn't remember that, but I kind of do now. I kind of knew it was the same. I guess since I made reservations with this provider that's really into it, I wanted to get educated a little more before my appt. I said enlighten me and y'all did. Like I told a friend on here in a PM. Wth, I'll check it out. Honestly it seems super strange to me, however, I'm certainly not opposed to something that's sexually gratifying! Hell, I'll give it a shot!
Subj: DATY.... How about DATO?
Date: 2/26/2016 2:29:48 PM
By: TS Sasha
You even replied to it:
Subj: My first thought is
Posted 2/26/2016 at 2:48:40 PM
By: Dallas_texan
Maybe you want to quibble about the difference between DATO and TUMA ... but there isn't one.
Where's TS Sasha? No new posts in ~2 weeks.
Gone for being BAD
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Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you so you'll understand PS I'm sorry, but I'm not fluent in stupid.
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Yet you'll be on your tricycle today won't you? How stupid does THAT look? Btw where's the review?
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Which review is that? I didn't realize you were such a fan. I don't hand out 10s like you.
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And maybe if you'd step up to the major leagues you could be like me! Don't be a hater. Just go for a ride on your scooter!!
I could never be like you. Douche bags like you can't be replicated so you are one of a kind. If you are an example of the "major leagues" then I will gladly quit now. You can't possibly believe the noise that comes out of that hole in your face! How sad...
I only have one review to write, but I fail to see why you would be interested in her. She was hardly the 10/10 provider you see most of the time. Hell! Half of your reviews are 10/10s! You're "major" something.
Good scooter weather this weekend?
You are really proud of it? :-/
Tell us what's really bothering you Steph? You seem to have an agenda ...
Try to stay on topic.
It's difficult to stay on topic with people who jump to rash conclusions without all the information.
Jumping to conclusions rarely turns out well. It just makes you look foolish by having one foot in your mouth
while your head is up your ass. Flexible, but foolish.
I'm talking about you bringing attention to Sasha and NOTHING else,
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according to the drawing (Kudos BTW) the difference between DATY and DATO seems to be about an inch.
But it does sound fun to try
Who wouldn't enjoy someone's tongue up their ass????
OK, in the heat of the moment anything can happen, but 99% of the time, I avoid this.
In a very silly and fun way.
When I am comfortable enough with someone, I like to pull it out of the bag of tricks in hopes of eliciting some laughs because, well, usually it does.
Whether I'm giving or receiving, I will most likely be breaking out in to some all-out giggles. And sex is supposed to be fun, right?
loved to sit on my face with my TUHA and she would use a vibrator to climax over and over again. I loved every minute.
TUMA = TONGUE IN MY ASS, her tongue in my (or your) ass, but don't expect her to do it unless you're squeaky clean.
Why? Because the ass has more nerve endings than your dick has and most people find it very pleasurable.
But why does she do "that"? Because some providers enjoy giving their clients extreme pleasure.
Don't see her if the fact that she's known for TUMA skills is really going to bother you. Turning your head when she tries to kiss you and asking questions about "why" she does it won't go over well.
Some think TUMA is great. Others say it disgusts them. Very little middle ground.
And, once again, this board shows just how judgmental it is. When this should be the least judgmental place around.
You don't like it? Fine. You love it? Fine. Just don't judge the people who do, or don't. We should be the least judgmental people in the world about sexual preferences. But we are as bad as Bible thumpers.
Yuck.
See how judgmental you are about our judgementalness.
At least we are open and up front about our judging, which is better than those who nod in silent assent while harboring deep doubts.
So, I think the board deserves credit for that.
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Just because people hiding behind handles and aliases are frank about their prejudices? LULZ! Nothing "open and up front" about that. And, yep, I'm judgmental about it, just like I am about racisim, violence, greed and other nasty stuff. No apologies for that either.
It makes a person seem like they are 14.
Not to be judgmental towards 14-year olds. Just that they tend to act immature.
Which, I realize is being extremely judgmental towards immature people.
So let's just cut to the chase. It makes a person who uses it seem immature. Not to be too judgmental towards immature people. Because there is nothing in fact wrong with being immature.
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I consider it to be among my best qualities. I'm sorry if I confused you.
This is a place where people say whatever they want. Any comment being a judgement.
You can't say this is a place where people should be the least judgemental then say In your other comment: you're being judgemental and you won't apologize for it lol. In that case don't complain about it when others do it. You're contradicting yourself.
I have had it done to me a few times and it's insanely incredible but sometimes I don't feel ready for it so I don't allow it. I wouldn't do it to a guy unless he's extremely shaved and clean. By the way never heard of the term tuma only dato.
You are conflating having an opinion on something with being judgmental. It should be pretty clear that what I've objected to (as have many in the past) is people passing judgements on the sexual preferences of others, not on their other opinions.
