Is it A Alternative?

Does telling them to "Go Fuck Yourself!!!" count as phone sex??? lol

Zero interest. I don't even go to strip clubs.

but I doubt I'll ever bother to try it.

with current (at the time) girlfriends with whom I have had a rich and varied intimate history, but I have no interest in doing it with a stranger, whether its free or paid.  

But there's a market for that. I know a few ladies that are phone "Actresses" And base on our sexual exploits I can see them being very good at it.
It just isn't my cup of tea.

back years ago there were stories on the News of people, sometimes kids that had spend thousands of dollars. People would get their c.c. statement with thousands in charge. Then they would say that it was a mistake and they didn't do it.  
I don't care about that but the idea.  
I wish it was as popular as then. I would get my own line and listen to their sickness. I would even pretend to be gay. Like I said before, work is work .

That topic came up just recently, re: Spielberg's daughter.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-12/top-cam-girls-make-top-dollar---but-just-a-few-962632?frmSearch=1#962632

No interest in phone sex or camgirls. In the end....you're just jerking off, and spending money to do it.

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