I recently had a noon session with a spectacular 19 year old that was visiting my town.  There were complications beforehand--a police cruiser was parked in front of her in-call hotel.  So  I call her & offer to book a room across the street.  She agrees to come over.    

We have the session, she's a goddess, all is well.  Afterwards, I set my cell to vibrate, throw it in my glove box and drive back to work.  When I check my phone 20 minutes later, there are 8 missed calls from her.  Before I can do anything, another call from her rolls in.    

Goddess:  I need to get into your room!  

Z:  Why, what's the matter?  

Goddess:  I've lost my earring!  It's my grandmother's earring, a family heirloom.  Call the front desk and have them let me into your room!  

Z:  I get off at 5.  I'll drive back over there & we can search the room then.

Goddess:  No, I need in there now!  Call the front desk & they can let me into your room!  

Z: That's not happening. I get off at 5.  We'll search the room then.

A big fight follows.  Just to give you an idea, repeat the last two lines of dialog above 3 times with increasing volume.  It doesn't matter if she's a goddess, there's no fucking way she's going into my room unless I'm there.  When 5 p.m. rolls around, I text her:

Z:  Getting off work, about to drive back over there.  Should I pick you up?

Goddess: No, forget it.

And so it goes.  When I told my ATF this story, she said the goddess just wanted to use my room for another session.  I know the goddess was traveling with another provider.  My guess is there was a scheduling conflict over their room, & the goddess knew my room was just across the street.   --z
 
 




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Either a scheduling conflict or other clients were spooked by LE presence at her incall and wanted to bail.

Incidentally too many things could have gone wrong if you gave her access to the room without your presence. Running up a bill on your cc and damage to the room was the least of your concerns. If staff suspected something and called LE, you become a pimp because the room was in your name! LE much more likely to believe her story than yours!

Thanks for sharing.

Every huckster in the world uses their grandmother for their nefarious plans.

I oversee a warehouse and delivery truck operation.  We used to have guys that every week would ask for the use of the pickup truck to "move their grandmother's refrigerator."

If half of these requests were true, every weekend the roads would be clogged with pickup trucks carrying Kelvinators to and fro.

It got to be such a joke around here that every time someone makes some stupid request I say:  "for your grandmother?"

I had a client who had each of his grandmothers die on the morning of our meetings.. twice apiece.

Those poor women had really terrible luck.

what would have happened had your work place been just a block or two away, and had you volunteered to come down and look for the earring with her ?

In the past, I have booked sessions with ladies less than 15 min from my work place. So if I get a distressed call saying that someone lost a priceless family heirloom, I might stop by right away to start the search and rescue...

Not taking sides here, just thinking out loud what would have happened had you showed up right away.

Anyone ever lose something of a very personal nature, that could get you in big trouble ? Like a wedding ring!

It was my gardener's brother who died again about three months after the first time.

She probably would have found it miraculously in her purse, pocket, or caught in her hair.

A friend of mine told me a story once.  She saw a client and later the client contacted her very upset because she had left her chewed gum on the dresser.  Later the SO found it and he was busted.  She asked why he didn't say it was his, his reply was that he doesn't chew gum and she knows that.  It was the end of his relationship.  Maybe he was so surprised that he didn't think of that or maybe he's just really honest.  Anyways, we both agreed that, as gum chewers, we should be really careful to pick up our gum at the end of the session.

Not even a week later, the same friend came to my hotel room to do a doubles session.  My pink gum was in the trash at the end of the session.  I found three wads of her green chewed gum left all around my room!  Ha ha.

I guess the moral of this story is that ultimately you guys have to be responsible for taking a final look around before SO comes home.

Women and very intuitive, and have a sense of smell like a bloodhound.  They can pick up a scent like no one's business.

If it wasn't the gum, it would have been a hair, or a streak of makeup, or something else.

Say that you found the earring and you're coming over soon to return it to her.

Then see what she comes up with.

First off, who the hell wears their heirlooms to a session?  Second, if it was that important, she would have been thrilled to be allowed back into your room to search for it.  I know for a fact - I lost a diamond stud earring one time.  No heirloom, of course, but still.

don't let HER in your house bro....she might rape you!!  (shouldn't we all be so lucky )

Had a provider at my house one time, all went well, after we did the deed I was in the bathroom cleaning up and she was still in bedroom dressing and I heard a little noise and then heard her say oops. She then left without saying a word and I went back into the bedroom and looked around and found pieces of a broken hair clip everywhere. wtf? Good thing I looked and why didn't she say anything?

Well...that's strange, isn't it?  Why would your provider just leave her shattered hair clip in your bedroom. Either she's wildly careless or perhaps she wanted to leave a souvenir for you-know-who to find.  

 "Honey, I don't where that pink hair clip came from--isn't it yours?"  lol.   --z

and most women will be even more vehement in their outrage and disgust to find out that you fucked said hooker in "her bed"

Married guys, if you have to fuck around, don't shit where you eat. It's dumb, it's dangerous, just DON"T DO IT

As for myself, as long as I am not involved in a monogamous relationship, I invite women to my home all the time, I do take a few precautions, like hiding the firearms, keeping all valuables out of sight, etc. but really no more preparations than I would take upon inviting any stranger into my house.

BTW wise move on your part regarding the room.  With the benefit of having some time to think about it, you could have called her bluff and offered to go to the room "right now" to search for her earing, If she called your bluff, you could always claimed an emergency at the office. Of course I say this with the benefit of having plenty of time to make a response. You did the right thing IMO.